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shorts so short my bush pokin out

he taking me to the bowling alley to drink and play pool ❤️

he taking me to drink at the bowling alley 

took an adderall to get a little bananas and ended up feeling the most normal ive ever felt in my life

nothing heals a hangover like a crisp fucking coca cola

no matter what i do or where i go i will never have anything better than a slim jim

bday vibes

no dude don't even worry about me i had a shot of vodka and a shot of vodka and a buzzball and a shot of fireball and a tall can beer and a couple cigarettes, I'm not even thinking about it anymore

# forgottotakemymeds # onmyperiod # bestfrienddead # thisbeerissogoodforme

slapping each others bellies after olive garden, etc.

taking my ocd meds with specifically 3 sips of water so my family doesnt die

i have a lot of dad tendencies like sneezing as loud as i fucking can and when i get ready in the morning i gag on my toothbrush as loud as i can and blow the fuck out of my nose fuck it i'll hock up a couple loogies but bro my nose and throat and mouth are so clean and reset

why do shoes that r good for back support and standing on ur feet all day and foot pain have to be so fucking uglyyyy like why can u just put that kind of sole on a NORMAL LOOKING SHOE

i want long hair but in a boy way hhfngbdjshujfjd

why is everyone yung and lil what about big and old

some things u just gotta take ur big honking fucking septum ring out to eat fr

my personal aesthetic vs. my portfolio

taylor from love island is gonna make an exceptional old dude that guy is grandpa asf