It's so cool to see Brendan Fraser finally win an Oscar, after getting snubbed for "George of the Jungle". ... #oscars2023 #oscars1998 #thewhale #oscarsnub #oscars #brendanfraser #georgeofthejungle #vindicated #joke #humor

When you're a cyber athlete and you get hassled. #comedy #callofduty #themule #clinteastwood #wannabe #meme #humor #covid19 #cyberathelete

The great thing about eating mostly canned goods is that the tin can be re-used as a "warrior chalice". #covid19 #humor #Klingon #chalice #StarTrek #TheVoice #comedy #spam #chunkysoup

You know coronavirus is bad when no one leaves the shrimp flavored cup of noodles. #COVID19 #cupofnoodles #instantlunch #topramen #comedy #bbq #humor

I know I'm paranoid about Coronavirus when I use a dollar bill to open the door. #COVID19 #humor

I may not have toilet paper and water but I've prepped for the Coronavirus with plenty of KitKats. #COVID19 #coronavirus #givemeabreak #humor #comedy

It would be cool if they made Outbreak 2...but really I just want see Dustin Hoffman act like he has Coronavirus.

I'm glad movies don't put the credits in the beginning anymore...otherwise Marvel would spoil all of their films

Times have been rough on Thomas the Tank Engine, ever since the meth ran out.

I hate it when the cashier at the store asks if I want to buy grocery bags-- like I'm too weak to carry everything with my bare hands.

I saw some people texting while on horseback.... like in the days of the old west, before you could text and drive.

I think if I was sell corroded batteries...which were originally in a flashlight owned by a celebrity...I'd make a killing.

I want to make a comic book character so popular, that people will flock to buy more comics when I kill him off as a gimmick for more sales.

Whenever I hear a Bell Tower, I always assume there's a hunchback ringing it.

I hate how I can't tell my back is getting sunburned until AFTER I'm out of the sun.

I'm surprised in Hunt for Red October that the Russians didn't realize Connery was going to defect, the Scottish accent didn't give it away?

I want to start a "Half-Year's Eve". Basically you'll have to get up early to see a box rise.

I'm really disappointed that Water Parks took off, whereas "Fire Parks" never did.

I have a hard time accepting Cap'n Crunch as a true "Captain".

My dog seems to bark the loudest at UPS trucks.....he must see them as the "mother ship" of the post office.