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laurena s

@laurishly

bitter but mostly lovable. she/her. BSDH, stay home club

 Portland, OR
Joined November 2007
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Don’t know what sport this is but I’m riveted.
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk11 Nov 2022
We’re adding a “Parody” subscript to clarify
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How do we convince Elon Musk to buy Ticketmaster
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Btw for pundits out there… Republicans are barely winning because of illegal gerrymanders in Ohio, North Carolina and Florida. Their policies are not popular.
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I’VE BEEN CAMPAIGNING FOR OVER A YEAR THIS IS WILD!! I’M GONNA SEE @the1975 ON THURSDAY TO CELEBRATE!!!
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@HeerJeet6 Nov 2022
I don't know why people are giving up Twitter, this is some of the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life.
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmusk6 Nov 2022
Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended
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Hi
🚨PLEASE SHARE🚨 Do you live in a state that bans abortions? With the help of mail-forwarding, you can still get safe, effective abortion pills from a doctor in days. RT this thread to spread the word—so the people who need help learn how they can get it:
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in powells buying cute kids books bc im birthing a *hopefully* cute baby in six months 😬🖤🫒 @ Powell's Books, Inc. instagram.com/p/CZInxVbpQj9/…
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April@ReignOfApril8 Jan 2022
This is how white men explain away, and even justify, the violence they have caused for centuries.
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Not a lie tho
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I’ve been on Twitter for 15 years now, I think. I’m bad at it now but man what a weird thing to think about. 👽
✅Send N95 masks (or similar masks) and rapid tests to every household and school ✅Work with grocery stores, pharmacies, and libraries to dispense N95 masks and rapid tests ✅Set up mobile testing sites in every zip code
President Biden Archived (@POTUS46Archive) profile picturePresident Biden Archived
@POTUS46Archive5 Jan 2022
I know COVID testing remains frustrating, but we are making improvements. In the last two weeks we have stood up federal testing sites all over this country — and we are adding more each day. Google “COVID test near me” to find the nearest site where you can get a test.
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If ADHD meds are so addictive why do all of us keep forgetting to take them?
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The ENTIRE FUCKING DOMAIN FOR FACEBOOK NO LONGER EXISTS:
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Ryan Haas@ryanjhaas23 Aug 2021
.@_jlevinson has photos of the man who appeared to open fire on anti-fascists downtown. It does not appear anyone was injured.
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