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(she/her) Here you shall find posts about swords, cats, nerdy things and shoes. Proud member of Fighters Against Racism (FAR)

Calgary, Alberta
Joined March 2009
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This site is a broken spaceship in a deteriorating orbit. Renaming the vessel won’t keep it from burning up in the atmosphere. It’s a failure and we all need to hit the escape pods. Me, I’m fine with Instagram. Find me there.
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Huh, I can’t see tweets, they won’t load, but before I abandon this broken site, a reminder: Spatha’s Gabriel 2.0 HEMA glove review youtu.be/xynLY2v5FXI #HEMA #martialarts #historical #fencing #swords
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Remember friends, I am on Instagram as laurendangershaw and that’s important because… Rate limit exceeded? This place! So broken. Needs this gif again.
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Oh hey! I made a video! It's 18 minutes of me talking about the Gabriel 2.0 gloves from Spatha. Gear Review: Gabriel 2 0 HEMA Gloves youtu.be/xynLY2v5FXI via @YouTube #HEMA #martialarts #fencing #swordfighting
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A few minutes of fighting from Jeff with a cool move at the very end!
Second partisan, rotella, and backup weapon video up! This setup is just so fun to do freeplay with. youtu.be/RBxnofW1ljk
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Wild haired warrior woman: a photo from last week. I still intend to slow down my Twitter use but the odd visit from an odd lady seems alright.
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Okay I was going to throw the shade, as the kids say, but I think “musky” is being flagged. So enjoy some oatmeal pancakes!
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Maybe it was the underwater gif… Remember kids, in a society where billionaires own the media, speech isn’t free, no matter what they say.
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Partisan and rotella, aka a spear and shield adventure, brought to us by Jeff! Let’s go watch. #HEMA #martialarts
First time sparring with partisan and rotella! We may or may not throw the spears. The cinquedea on my hip may or may not come out multiple times as my backup weapon... youtu.be/ZbL7Tr2g7RY
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People with money like to rub a dub dub They gather together to dive in a sub Caution to the wind, the risk is okay Until they suffocate so very far away The hubris they have leads to their end And our right to schadenfreude we will defend!
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And now, the late great Bill Paxton in a photo to summarise how I feel about Twitter these days.
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I am on Instagram and YouTube as laurendangershaw so, you know, go follow your Auntie Danger on those platforms. Not this cobbled-together submarine of a site that’s sinking swiftly into the abyss.
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Playing with light and shadow. I’ll never be the best mini painter but I like what this represents all the same: a journey through darkness, by fire and sword. Okay, now to do actual work. Booo #miniatures
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In all we do, compassion and consideration for others should be key. Instead, selfishness abounds. No one is saying your needs don’t matter. We’re only saying the needs of others and the safety of others share the same importance. No one has to “lose” to make you a success.
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The wildfire smoke in the air is fading! Time to train and work-in the new Gabriel 2.0 gloves from Spatha. #hema #martialarts #swordfighting
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My followup is a video with a rhyme to show how easy it is to pick up a sword with these gloves.
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Jeff has a new video about throwing people around! Because yes, all sword fights lead to wrestling, as the saying goes. #HEMA #martialarts
Second installment of my series on Abrazare is up: some basic throws based on the posta descriptions. These are general and based on my own interpretations and experience, but leave room to play with on your own! youtu.be/3HSiJ85HIas
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$126 Canadian WITH shipping? Done. Today I have received the plate To protect my legs and improve my fate! Halloween is going to be fun this year.
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Hey. You. It’s June. Pride time. Don’t just say “all are welcome” you have to say “hate not allowed” because let’s face it, we can’t allow the ‘phobes to come to the table. “But we want their business, too” No, you don’t. No haters allowed. Let that evil shrivel up in the ditch
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I coached my team at a #HEMA tournament yesterday. Silver and bronze in the novice category for our fighters. I also bought the Gabriel 2.0 gloves. Because why not. Long, exhausting day but ultimately well worth it. Your old Auntie Danger needs more water and more sleep.
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