probably double fisting yerbamate under a disco ball somewhere πͺ©β¨ βοΈ sun βοΈ moon βοΈ rising β’ π§‘π€π©·
Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2009
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this website/app has gone to absolute horse shit since el0n took over and ruined everything that made the OG twitter so much fun
anywaysβ¦ I finally succumbed to peer pressure and am hauling my ass over to bluesky now β so ya follow me over there i guessβ¦ or donβt Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
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genuinely and seriously considering talking to my primary healthcare practitioner, a woman who Iβve known and been treated by since I was in elementary school, about the steps Iβd need to take in order to have an elective tubal ligation surgeryβ¦ iβm being so dead serious rn
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iβm at a sapphic party watching a live painting of a nude model while βgypsyβ by fleetwood mac plays in the backgroundβ¦ I love it here
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not even 24 hours live on spotify and itβs taken the #1 spot on my on repeat playlist π€
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iβm not above doing something super extra/cringey solely for the plot
plz @charli_xcx @troyesivan Iβm not trying to RUSH things w/ this Girl (so confusing) but tbh I think about it all the timeβ¦ I Might Say Something Stupid if we donβt take our flirty Talk Talk off Hinge & on a first date ASAP. So I GUESS Iβm asking if youβll help us SWEAT? ππ―ββοΈπ¦
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a pretty girl that iβve been talking to for a week on hinge wants our first date to be the SWEAT tour in LA so this is me shooting my shot to find two t*ckets for the 15th that arenβt a bajillion dollars π
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I cried literal TEARS OF JOY when I checked my email this morning & saw my updated credit score at the top of my inboxβ¦ π₯Ή
Itβs been 5+ years of hard work to get my score up; starting in the low 500βs & now sitting at 728 w/ a βgoodβ credit rating for the first time EVER π€©ππ₯³
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