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𝗔𝗨𝗡𝗧 𝗠𝗔𝗬.

@laundrysheriffs

⠀⠀𝑒veryone has a 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁 of themselves they 𝖍i͟d͟e, ⠀⠀⠀⠀even from the people they 𝓵𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝙢𝙤𝙨𝙩.

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quotebot against humanity. (@cIowneryism) profile picturequotebot against humanity.@cIowneryism8 Dec 2023
i wish i can see more of it… no, not the present, but the smile on your face. to me, that’s more precious.
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happy birthday, peter :) your aunt may loves you. i’m so proud of how much you’ve grown. you’re always meant to do great things.. so keep doing good, okay?
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PUT MY IRON BACK, PETER BENJAMIN.
𝑝、‍ ‍ ࣪█▓ ˖ ‍ ︎ ︎ ︎𝚜ᴾ̲𝑖𝑑𝚎𝚢⁎ (@tcrentule) profile picture𝑝、‍ ‍ ࣪█▓ ˖ ‍ ︎ ︎ ︎𝚜ᴾ̲𝑖𝑑𝚎𝚢⁎@tcrentuleAug 10
late night snack
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oh you sweetest thing.. i just made a new batch actually! been saving it for peter but ohhh what the heck, take them all. 💓
── ゛𝐌𝐉 ˎˊ˗ (@ofquickwits) profile picture── ゛𝐌𝐉 ˎˊ˗@ofquickwitsAug 9
i'll have to agree with you, because your cookies are divine, may.
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says the boy who mixed his red sock with his whites.. yeah, no i don’t think you can handle responsibility.
‍ ‍͙﹙🕸️﹚ ‍ nerd ‍ref͟l͟ex. (@mutatedthwips) profile picture‍ ‍͙﹙🕸️﹚ ‍ nerd ‍ref͟l͟ex.@mutatedthwipsAug 9
well … you should’ve started with that. i am perfectly capable of doing my own laundry!
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BY HAVING ME SUPERVISE YOU, YOU BIG GOOF. MAYBE YOU’RE NOT RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH TO DO YOUR OWN LAUNDRY TOO.
‍ ‍͙﹙🕸️﹚ ‍ nerd ‍ref͟l͟ex. (@mutatedthwips) profile picture‍ ‍͙﹙🕸️﹚ ‍ nerd ‍ref͟l͟ex.@mutatedthwipsAug 9
* 💧 HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO LEARN TO COOK?
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THEN WHAT DO YOU CALL THE ALARM GOING CRAZY? EXPLAIN.
𝑝、‍ ‍ ࣪█▓ ˖ ‍ ︎ ︎ ︎𝚜ᴾ̲𝑖𝑑𝚎𝚢⁎ (@tcrentule) profile picture𝑝、‍ ‍ ࣪█▓ ˖ ‍ ︎ ︎ ︎𝚜ᴾ̲𝑖𝑑𝚎𝚢⁎@tcrentuleAug 9
well.. i wouldn’t say 𝑏𝑢𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔.. *😅.
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BUT I DIDN’T TELL YOU TO RUIN MY KITCHEN IN THE PROCESS.
‍ ‍͙﹙🕸️﹚ ‍ nerd ‍ref͟l͟ex. (@mutatedthwips) profile picture‍ ‍͙﹙🕸️﹚ ‍ nerd ‍ref͟l͟ex.@mutatedthwipsAug 9
.. you told me to learn to cook.
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stop wasting my eggs.
* ️𝒸𝑜𝓃𝒹𝑜𝓇 ️ 𝐎𝐍𝐄 ️ .ᐟ (@rookiewits) profile picture* ️𝒸𝑜𝓃𝒹𝑜𝓇 ️ 𝐎𝐍𝐄 ️ .ᐟ@rookiewitsAug 9
yes , may ?
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well it DEFINITELY came from his uncle ben then. 😐😐😐😐
── ゛𝐌𝐉 ˎˊ˗ (@ofquickwits) profile picture── ゛𝐌𝐉 ˎˊ˗@ofquickwitsAug 9
that's like something inherent to him, though.
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CAN MY NEPHEW PLEASE STOP BURNING MY KITCHEN. PLEASE.
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peter benjamin parker.
* ️𝒸𝑜𝓃𝒹𝑜𝓇 ️ 𝐎𝐍𝐄 ️ .ᐟ (@rookiewits) profile picture* ️𝒸𝑜𝓃𝒹𝑜𝓇 ️ 𝐎𝐍𝐄 ️ .ᐟ@rookiewitsAug 9
he made some eggs , they are totally not burned at all or anything .
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、ᴺᴼᵀ𝐆𝚆𝙴𝙽@bettergwenAug 8
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why do all variants of my darling nephew does not know how to cook? it worries me a lot.. they need their kitchen privileges revoked…
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/ may in no way home
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sorry
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️️ ️ ️️ ️️ ️️ ️️ ️ ️️ ️️ ️️ ️️ ️️ ️️ ️️ ️️ ️️ PETER B. PARKER . . . aka SPIDER — MAN ! mv , ms . ️️ ️ ️️ ️️ ️️ ️️ ️ ️️ ️️ ️️ ️️ ️️ ️️ ️️ ️️ ️️
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۟ (@sidereumnoxe) profile picture۟@sidereumnoxeJul 8
⠀for those i love i will sacrifice.
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* ‍ 𝓵𝗮𝘂𝗿𝗶𝗲 ‍ 𓈒 ‍ (@LAURIELEMM0N) profile picture
* ‍ 𝓵𝗮𝘂𝗿𝗶𝗲 ‍ 𓈒 ‍@LAURIELEMM0NAug 6
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ִ 𝓽𝐡𝐞 𝓫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝓵𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝓽𝐡𝐞 𝓫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝓶𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 , 𝓫𝐮𝐭 𝓪 𝓵𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝓷𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 . ׄ ꕀ ׄ
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i’m fifty.
　　　𝓟┈𝙷𝙾𝙴𝙽𝙸𝚇 . (@forcevrs) profile picture　　　𝓟┈𝙷𝙾𝙴𝙽𝙸𝚇 .@forcevrsAug 7
... you * are old .
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what’s rizz?
　　　𝓟┈𝙷𝙾𝙴𝙽𝙸𝚇 . (@forcevrs) profile picture　　　𝓟┈𝙷𝙾𝙴𝙽𝙸𝚇 .@forcevrsAug 7
it's christmas ... full of rizz .
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