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Mike Cooley retweeted
Republicans spent years demanding answers about Hunter Biden.
MS NOW asked them about 15 companies backed by Trump’s sons receiving $3.2 billion in federal support.
Suddenly, they had nothing to say.
Apparently, corruption only matters when a Democrat can be blamed.
Mike Cooley retweeted
Rick Wilson: When Trump threatens consequences for any country that helps Iran, it means except for Russia, North Korea, or China. They are all helping Iran. Russia is helping Iran more than anybody, and Trump will never do anything against Russia, ever, ever. He's a Putin simp.
Mike Cooley retweeted
Just to clarify, Senator - you did vote to confirm ALL Trump's security-related nominations, didn't you? You have constitutional authority to challenge Trump, not just a Twitter account.
South Korea has been a solid military ally for over 70 years that possesses exquisite military capabilities. Reducing joint exercises with South Korea does nothing more than free up thousands of North Korea's troops to support Putin's systematic kidnapping, torture, rape, and murder of innocent Ukrainian citizens.
npr.org/2026/08/17/g-s1-1389…
Mike Cooley retweeted
Attacking reporters, particularly female reporters and now even one’s children, is a Trump tactic used to disguise is inability to answer a hard question. We deserve a leader with some maturity and respect for the role of the press to inform the public. washingtonpost.com/business/…
Mike Cooley retweeted
Republicans have the majority in the Senate and House and they're telling you they cannot rein Trump in, so stop giving them power. They're telling you they refuse to use it.
Mike Cooley retweeted
This fucking POS @POTUS is blaming Biden for the lack of Patriot interceptor missiles.
Trump wasted 800 - yes, eight hundred - Patriot missiles in just three days on his stupid invasion of Iran (which he lost).
Meanwhile, Ukraine, now in its fifth year of defending Europe, has only received 600.
Fuck Trump.
Mike Cooley retweeted
$4 BILLION. That’s how much the Trump Administration has now spent paying companies to cancel offshore wind projects that would have lowered your electric bill.
Yes, you heard that right: they are PAYING to keep more energy off the grid and your bills higher.
The latest deal hands a foreign energy company $1.2 billion to abandon offshore wind projects off New York, California, and Louisiana.
And we've seen them pull this scam before. They paid a company nearly $1 billion to invest in gas projects, and it turned out the company was already planning to make those investments anyway. Trump got nothing for you in return.
He hates wind power so much that he has now spent nearly $4 billion of your money making it disappear.
Twelve leases canceled, billions of taxpayer dollars gone, and power for millions of homes wiped away just like that.
You’re paying for this twice: once when the government spends your tax dollars to block the cheapest energy available, and again on your electric bill when utilities have no choice but to keep running expensive coal instead.
nytimes.com/2026/08/06/clima…
Mike Cooley retweeted
Do we need to explain to GOP senators how 5th Amendment works? Disgusting lawless attack to scapegoat Dr. Fauci to score political points. Another distraction from the real issues our government should be addressing.
wsj.com/politics/policy/sena…
Mike Cooley retweeted
Royce White is now ranting about "transgender sex dolls" during a forum that is supposed to be about agricultural issues. This guy is a serious Republican in Minnesota who had the party's nomination for a Senate seat two years ago. Insanity.
Mike Cooley retweeted
RFK is deranged. Here he claims that both Lyme and RSV originate in lab leaks in this segment.
This is the US HHS Secretary in the year 2026.
It's the equivalent of having a flat-Earther in charge of NASA.
It's like the Enlightenment never even happened.
RFK Jr. just said on national television that Lyme disease and RSV came from gain-of-function research.
“Lyme disease almost certainly came from these experiments and is now devastating our country.”
“RSV came from a laboratory, which is now the biggest killer of children in our country.”
“And of course, the COVID-19 pandemic, which was a trauma for the whole globe.”
“All of those have been linked credibly to gain-of-function research.”
“It’s something with enormous costs and no proven benefits.”
Mike Cooley retweeted
Tillis and Cornyn have caved to Trump’s $100 million IRS immunity, but that’s just one reason to reject him as AG. Here are many more:
- targeting Comey, James, Brennan, Hearn, Powell, Walz, Frey, MOCs
- Epstein, Maxwell
- payouts to Flynn, Page, Babbitt, Vaughn
- rejecting ethics advice to recuse from Trump cases
- “war” on judiciary
- “cleaning house” of DOJ personnel who worked on Trump cases
- finding of fraud on the court
- loss of DOJ’s presumption of regularity
Mike Cooley retweeted
Whitehouse: "Today I think is a sad and embarrassing day for this committee as it looks like on a party-line vote we are going to advance out of this committee probably the most discreditable person ever to seek the office of attorney general. Let's start with the Epstein files ... "
Mike Cooley retweeted
One month ago today: U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro claims she has “tremendous evidence” against David Hearn for vandalizing the Reflecting Pool.
She lied. Secretary Burgum lied. White House staff lied. Trump lied.
There will be no consequences.
Mike Cooley retweeted
I worked for New York’s largest medical center at the start of the pandemic. There were morgue trucks on the streets. They set up emergency medical tents in Central Park. Healthcare worker colleagues died. It is horrific that RFK Jr is on national TV lying that ICUs were empty.
Mike Cooley retweeted
Ex Trump Deputy Press Sec @SarahAMatthews1: "Advisors were telling him he lost. I think Trump has always been a broken man, but losing in 2020 fair & square to Biden permanently broke his brain… He's the weakest, most thin-skinned baby of all time."
Mike Cooley retweeted
To be clear, the president of the United States is blaming Americans for a terrorist attack on America, simply because it happened in a blue state.
Mike Cooley retweeted
Asking House Republicans: “What do you say to the 5 million people who have lost health care on your watch? Why did you lie when you said you wouldn’t cut Medicaid? No response?”🤐 (from @dccc)
Mike Cooley retweeted
They could not look guiltier if they tried.
If Mitch is dead/incapacitated, These people should be in prison for fraud/racketeering. They’re defrauding the people of Kentucky for their salaries at the VERY least. @GovAndyBeshear #MissingMitchMcconnell
