『666』// lauren // 25 // sometimes i make music 🔊💕 // penguin enthusiast 🐧 // 『she/her』

Florida, USA
Joined July 2020
✨LASkyHigh✨ retweeted
I think about this metaphorical monologue a lot. "And if there ever was a day to contemplate rebirth, *this is that day.* SPRING. I've got this blasted, old, withered little patch of dead soil behind my house, and... the other day I decided "ya know what? 1/11
3
2
1
3
happy id like to get run over by a bus day
1
212
my parents just informed me that mine has landed 😍🥰🥰 fuck yes. catch me flying there after work to spin this
shipped first half of the bbsm vinyl today! second half going out tomorrow. thanks for your patience kin <3
1
274
god bless whataburger spicy ketchup
93
✨LASkyHigh✨ retweeted
if i could take the cotton from every time i’ve felt i was hanging by a thread, i could sew myself a harness, and never fear falling again.
1
2
nobody prepares you for the mayhem of the monthly costco shopping trip
1
past me despises current me for scheduling 4! meetings in under two hours on a friday what the fuck was i thinking
there’s something special about listening to drakes take care album when it starts getting cold outside
1
1
rainy & 62° means soup season
1
why get seasonal depression when you can have homemade broccoli cheddar
hot take: iphone should give you stats on how often people who have your location actually check it
teriyaki salmon burgers from aldi hold the key to my heart
my tongue yearns for coffee but my heart begs for a shred of caffeinetic independency
snow, snow glistens on the ledge whiskey on the bed shake it out and light a cigarette
2
Time to bust another police myth! Cops constantly talk up the dangers of the job (the thin blue line & putting their lives on the line from a “dangerous criminal element”). Truth is that being a cop is NOT EVEN in the top 8 most dangerous jobs. Let’s highlight the ones that are:
115
8,848
243
43,655
bro i fuckin hate poodles
being an adult is so gnarly sometimes
2
6