@lasjen

Oracle & Java developer, father of 2 girls, squash, cycling, skiing, flyfishing and more

 Bergen, Norway
jcon.no/oracle
Joined July 2011
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Tragisk avgjørelse! Ser rimelig klart ut. Ser tilbake. Kutter foran. Kontakt. Obstruksjon. #skivmtrondheim
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Never really wanted a Tesla. Now it’s definite!
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Replying to @OracleDatabase
@OracleDatabase #OracleEBR Can you explain this? 4 editions: ora$base, e1, e2 and e3. Create a package ('tst') spec and body with one procedure p1 in e1. Then replace both spec and body and add another procedure p2 in e2. e3 inherit spec from e2 but body from e1 (invalid)???
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Oracle 19c (19.23.0.0.0)
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Call for Speakers for JCON EUROPE 2023 is open and I've just submitted a session! sessionize.com/jcon-europe-2…

JCON EUROPE 2023: Call for Speakers

JCON EUROPE is a Java-focused, in-person community event held at the Cinedom Multiplex Cinema in Cologne, Germany. ...

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#OracleACE @oracleace After a few years of Covid absence, I look forward to start contributing in the Oracle society again.
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OUGN 2023 is coming up. Not "the boat", but Oslo is a great place to meet Oracle fellows. C4P is out - papercall.io/ougn2023 @OUGN @oracleace
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Lasse Jenssen retweeted
Cary Millsap@CaryMillsap14 Jan 2022
New “Faster” is at amzn.to/3HZwGDb now, but weirdly listed as “Hardcover $83.99 (2 New from $32.99).” Not sure what’s going on there, but the “correct” list price is $32.99.

Faster: How to Optimize a System

Faster: How to Optimize a System

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Lasse Jenssen retweeted
Jasmin Fluri@jasminfluri7 Jan 2022
For my Master Thesis I'm looking for an active software project that uses an #Oracle database, but doesn't have full CI/CD for the database set up yet, but wants to! Goal is to build a #CICD pipeline and get metrics before and after implementation. ➡️ DM me, if interested! – at Berne, Switzerland
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⏰ Last call for all you techy #graduates out there to apply. We're on a journey you don't want to miss🏃‍♀️ tietoevry.smh.re/3bC
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Replying to @SAS
@SAS #poorcustomerservice Waiting for over 1 hour in phone for support. Next time I'll choose another airline. You cancelled my flight, now I'm curious how you will solve this. Must admit, I don't expect much! Another reason to change airline next time.
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@SAS #poorcustomerservice "We'll soon answer your call!" Sure! I don't think 1 hour and 30 minutes count as SOON. I don't think I want to fly with a company which doesn't take customers more seriously.
Voice:"We are currently experiencing an increase number of calls. In case you do not want to wait, you can send the case through the e-mail or self-service portal. Your call is very important to us." The self-service portal... that's why I'm calling you! The e-mail?????
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What the heck is @ChandlerDBA doing? Looking forward to part 2 about the #Oracle optimizer
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Enjoying @ChandlerDBA talk about Oracle Optimizer transformations at @AIOUG. Always something to learn from Neil. Looking forward to part 2 in about a month!
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Is this what you call support @TeliaCompany ? "You have place 9 in the queue and the expected queue time is 46 minute (s)."
Replying to @Oracle
@Oracle @SQL TIME_BETWEEN should be close to 1? But ... SQL> select 2 systimestamp now, 3 to_char(systimestamp-(1/24),'DD.MM.YYYY HH24:MI:SS') one_hour_ago, 4 systimestamp - (systimestamp-(1/24)) time_between 5 from dual;
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Oracle gives me: NOW ONE_HOUR_AGO TIME_BETWEEN --------------------------------- ------------------- ------------------- 26.10.2020 23.01.14,387613000 GMT 26.10.2020 22:01:14 +00 02:00:00.387613
#oracle #Java #performance Connection Pool Sizing Concepts - Community Event By AIOUG aioug.org/events/connection-…. Highly recommended for Oracle DBAs and developers coding towards relational databases!
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Thinking clearly about other things than #oracle performance for some days
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#aioug #OGYatra @lasjen Thank you so much for bunch of knowledge on single bucket
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On July 8th, Oracle Groundbreakers India Yatra 2020 is hosting Database sessions by @floo_bar, @martinberx, @lasjen, @dodwaldbv, and @MartinDBA! aioug.org/ogyatra-2020?day=0… @OracleDevs #GroundbreakersTour @OGYatra #ogyatra
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