The hotels are tasty.

New Substack. larskenseth.substack.com/p/o…

Clearly the problem with the reflecting pool is the fact that Trump hired GREENwater Services to do it.

I prefer a headlamp to a book light when I read, but that’s mostly because I live in an abandoned mine.

How does no one call Harry Cane The Hurricane? Do they and I’ve just missed it? “The Hurricane” is just sitting there BEGGING to be subbed in. What are we doing?

Kind of unfair that Canada has to face off against Bosnia AND Herzegovina.

I asked Connor McGregor if he used banned substances to recover from a broken leg. Then he shot a laser beam at me from his forehead. So, that’s kind of a dodge, right?

Just saw a commercial with a clean shaven Terry Crews and got kinda worried I was in an alternate reality.

I like to ponder the big questions - the ones that shake the soul and keep me awake at night. Like when do I get to go to Island’s?

Yeah I stayed up till 2am reading the Nachman Stories! Leave me alone! (SLAMS DOOR ON MOM)

The 70s pop hit “Hooked On A Feeling” by Blue Swede is actually about a fishing trip where lead singer Björn Skifs’ struggled for two hours to reel in a “Feeling” - one of Sweden’s largest freshwater fish.

What about a movie where the hero’s heart will explode unless he makes sure that, every minute, he says that something “slaps”.

Man, I’ve had 4’33” by John Cage stuck in my head all day

In light of the UFO release today, here’s this insanely relevant cartoon that I did for The New Yorker back in 2017!! The truth is in there… 🛸👽@NewYorker @newyorkerhumor

Wow, what a dynamic field of candidates for California governor… oh wait, sorry I was looking at the expired food cart at Ralph’s.

May the Cinco be with you.

I hate goodbyes. That’s why I say, “Mushroom coffee is really having its moment.” And then walk out of the room.