Way too many mood hoovers from TV reviewers about Ted Lasso. They are, of course, talking bollocks. The new series is a bit of a reset, though the warmth and humour of the main characters are in strong abundance. Anyone complaining about it is saying more about themselves.

So sad to hear Anthony Head (Rupert from @TedLasso to you and me), has died. Also flirted over coffee and was a watcher of witches. RIP

"We're at DEFCON Shut, Fuck, Bollocks and Scramble, and the Park don't even realise it..." Slow Horses. Jackson Lamb delivers a line to natch anything Ted Hastings could come up with.

Thank you for everything, Brian Wilson.

Only a writer like Frederick Forsyth could write such a compelling novel - The Day of the Jackal - where everyone knows the outcome before they've even read it, and still write a masterpiece. The Fist of God, The Odessa Files, The Fourth Protocol, Icon... What a legacy. #RIP

Fancy announcing to the world that you're proud to be an intolerant, meaningless cunt.

Looks like someone cancelled your education.