Just a brick. A brick stuffed with moom-bins.

Joined April 2009
Replying to @lardfork
Turns out drunk husband is a good look for me.
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I mean, obviously he has been a criminal for half a century, but mostly they should arrest Donald Trump because it would be really funny.
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damn, lance reddick was just one of those actors i expected to be here for the duration. doing great work for as he felt like acting. what a fucking loss
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I dream to some day, like Indiana Jones, knock out a man with one punch and have his clothes fit me perfectly.
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I think it’s time for a gritty HBO reboot of Mathnet.
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Will be proudly sworn-in to Congress on the U.S. Constitution. Underneath the Constitution will be 3 items that mean a lot to me personally. A photo of my parents who I lost to covid, my citizenship certificate & an original Superman #1 from the @librarycongress. 🇺🇸😊
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It’s winter, I’m in Montréal, it’s time for my annual favourite joke.
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I’ve compiled a list of movies where Michael Douglas eats a Fruit Roll-Up on screen: Fatal Attraction
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Just got myself a wife.
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This is a travesty. Period. These are the same Republicans who believe teens should be forced to give birth. All they want is to control people’s bodies. Trans rights are human rights and Democrats need to push back against this.
Marjorie Taylor Green just announced a bill to make gender affirming care for trans teens a class C felony NATIONALLY. Tucker Carlson says he will pressure every Republican to join. It has no chance of passing the next 2 years, but this is their plan if they win in 2024.
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I have just re-watched Heat. Heat is a good movie. I believe I will read that Heat 2 novel.
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Conservative dudes not realizing what Rage Against the Machine is about is somehow both my favorite and least favorite thing here on dumb ol’ Twitter.
Rage Against the Machine went from fighting the system to telling you get vaccinated and men can give birth🤦‍♂️
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Strange New Worlds is very good.
The kind you find in a second hand store.
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This means I can stop now, right?
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Sorry, Burlington. This is on me. I ordered new shorts last night.
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