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Also for "hoping" India will mend its ways RT @omar_quraishi: According to this, the PTI govt is claiming credit for Dutch politician Geert Wilders cancelling his blasphemous cartoons contest
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2nd Nobel for Pakistan coming up. This time in Physics for discovering the "light of speed". #سپیڈ_کی_لائٹ
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Idiot scientists kept trying to find a way to exceed the "speed of light" while it was about the "light of speed" all along. #سپیڈ_کی_لائٹ
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E=PTI^2 RT @omar_quraishi: Speed ki light kya hota hai? 🤔🤔🤔
Speed ki light kya hota hai? 🤔🤔🤔
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Error 420: Driver corrupted. RT @norbalm: Dont judge a driver by his occupation.. or something like that.. xitter.cf/titojourno/status/1065…
Talat Aslam@titojourno23 Nov 2018
Faryal Talpurs driver claims amnesty on Rs 650 million overseas assets geo.tv/latest/219410-faryal-… via @geonews_english

Faryal Talpur's driver claims amnesty on Rs 650 million overseas assets

ISLAMABAD: The amnesty scheme offered by the previous government has brought to the fore a complex dark underworld of dirty money moving across the border through black channels.An individual who...

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Great caption! RT @khalid_pk: The famous Disco Bakery Gulshan-e-Iqbal faces the music of anti-encroachment #Karachi
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No way - unless he performs the 'acha sorry' dance. RT @NadeemfParacha: So, from now on, if someone curses the judiciary and asks people to rebel against the army, they can get away after saying, ‘acha sorry?’ In that case, I think Altaf Bhai should also be given this chance.
Has the dreaded 'parchi' evolved into this now...? @omar_quraishi
Tahir Khattak@TahirKhattakk9 Sep 2018
US Based Pakistani Billionaire Shahid Khan #shocked to read out the most viral news of his #Donation of 1 Billion Dollar for Dam Fund on request of PM Imran Khan. PTI workers should stop sharing this much stupidity. Come on Guys!!!! He just tried to transfer 1000$.
Yeh cheese nahi hai must must Yeh cheese nahi hai must
omar r quraishi
@omar_quraishi9 Sep 2018
Among the options discussed at the Economic Advisory Council meeting was a one-year ban on the import of luxury cars, smart phones and cheese... yes cheese EAC member Ashfaq Hasan Khan was quoted as saying in a report that every year so much cheese ia imported from overseas ...
Lo bhaiyya chai
5igh.@5aad4 Sep 2018
Made Lobiya in Chai ki pateeli and now my Lobiya taste like Chai and my Chai taste like Lobiya.
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Let's hope the administration maintains its beauty till 14th August 2019.
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Actively seeking work as a home-based content writer/freelancer. Let me know if you hear about, or have a job. Thanks. Rt please
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DULHAN CHAHIYE...? DULHAN DEIN GE HUM!! RT @omar_quraishi: A bride had come to the PPP jalsa in Karachi -- says she wants to hear Bilawal's speech first -- and will then go to her wedding
Jijaji zoned RT @5aad: Can't really put my finger on it but I definitely got something-zoned here.
Biography of a successful dairy farmer RT @BagelSmalls: milk n money
Kisi ki dhulai krni ho ya sukhai Har dafa Army hi kaam aai RT @omar_quraishi: Kudos to the Pakistan Cricket Board and the Pakistan Army for a job well done in drying the Gaddafi Stadium so that the game could happen
Hahahaha RT @marvisirmed: And the TV anchors saying again and again that Chaudhry Nisar said that he sees Pharaoh on Nawaz Sharif's face, need to work a bit more on their basic vocabulary. The word used by nusar was "FROWN". Not Pharaoh (Fir'aun) for heavens sake.
Actually needed that RT @jaimiealley: this is your daily reminder to unclench your jaw
RUGged friendship RT @5aad: Ran into a friend at a restaurant. Now we’re installing carpet in his room.
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