Joined January 2022
Sir Lancelot retweeted
22 years ago, today Jeff Kent launched a three-run walk-off home run in Game 5 of the NLCS against St. Louis. 🚀 What a moment
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Sir Lancelot retweeted
healing is blocking the number, deleting the thread, removing the contact, and realizing you don’t have to keep fighting a war that’s already taken enough from you.
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Love who loves you, that’s all that matters
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Why are they asking Abdul El-Sayed to disavow the Muslim Brotherhood but they never ask Christians like Mike Rogers to disavow the KKK?????!!
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Earned, not given.
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TEXANS WIN IT IN LONDON. Ka'imi Fairbairn nails the 49-yard field goal!
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Cheerio 😏
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🚨‼️ MHJ FIRST CATCH AS A TEXAN ‼️🚨
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They found a rat when uncovering the roses, so they deployed the tactical assault cat.
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Sir Lancelot retweeted
It is a basic principle of American democracy that the government can’t selectively target individuals simply because of their political beliefs or what they say. But that’s exactly what the Trump Administration is doing to Congresswoman Ilhan Omar of Minnesota. To understand why this is so appalling, it’s important to know the facts. Congresswoman Omar came to this country with her father when she was 12 years old. Five years later, her father became a naturalized citizen. If Ilhan had been 18 at the time, she would have had to apply for citizenship separately. But because she was 17, she became a naturalized citizen automatically. Congresswoman Omar went on to graduate from college, work as a community organizer, become the first Somali-American legislator elected to public office in the U.S., and win a seat in Congress. There, she has been one of the Trump Administration’s fiercest critics, which has led the president to repeatedly single her out as someone who he believes does not belong in this country. Now the Administration is actively trying to deport Congresswoman Omar, seemingly based solely on the unsubstantiated theory that she was actually 18 when her father was naturalized, and therefore is not a citizen. Federal agents have raided her home, confiscated personal records, and seized her phone — all to try and uncover a nonexistent smoking gun from 20 years ago that will somehow make their case. Think about that. The full weight of the federal government is being brought down on a law-abiding elected official because she has dared to criticize the president. And it’s not the first time this has happened. Under President Trump, the Justice Department has repeatedly gone after those he considers his political enemies — from the Attorney General of New York, to the former head of the FBI, to members of the Federal Reserve. In those cases, the prosecutions either stalled or were dismissed for having no basis in law, and the same is likely to happen in this case. But not before Congresswoman Omar’s life has been turned upside down, her legal bills have piled up, and she’s been forced to spend time fighting unsubstantiated charges instead of serving the people of Minnesota. The fact that any president, or any administration, is willing to engage in such transparent efforts to intimidate someone should outrage all Americans, regardless of how they feel about Congresswoman Omar’s political views. Because if this becomes the new normal, there’s no reason to believe it will stop with her — or that future presidents, in either party, won’t do the same.
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This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.
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Sir Lancelot retweeted
Hi friends, I’ve been really struggling lately. I know there’s a lot of advice out there but if I could offer you one piece It would be to try not to bottle up your grief. Eventually it all comes out. In your body, in your mind, etc. Talk it out, get help, whatever it may be.
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Sir Lancelot retweeted
The Theodore Roosevelt of cats
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Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose.
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Homemade Reese’s cheesecake with a brownie base crust.
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Shepherd's Pie. Don't care that it's really cottage pie.
GROUND BEEF CHALLENGE. NO SPAGHETTI, NO TACOS, NO BURGERS. What you making
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This changed the series.
8 years ago today, Jose Altuve was robbed of a potential two-run home run after Joe West ruled fan interference in Game 4 of the ALCS against Boston Had that home run counted, Altuve would now be tied with Manny Ramirez for the most postseason home runs in MLB history (29)
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Dear Texas politicians, I’ll vote for whoever stops texting me 🤬
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Force awakens didn’t undo anything. Rian Johnson made the trilogy incoherent. It’s a lesson of how to screw up Empire Strikes Back.
and episode 7 undid everything that was resolved in the OT. the story was just a retread of ANH until Rian Johnson mixed things up.
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