@lance_ned
 Just like the air- Everywhere
Joined April 2023
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Turn my heart cold, make bad decisions, have the popo as my only competition, enjoy life later on!
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moa⚕️@morgan8794752h
Hakuna event ilikuwa inabamba kitambo kama ppi😂😂
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Wale wa sifuna has lost my respect pelekea nyanyako hiyo reapect yako ya upuzi 🤣,Sifuna the 6th 🫡doesn't need that your nonsense respect.
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Oga Obinna ata jina yako inakuambia uende uoge.
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paiwpaw@_Paiwpaw150m
Nyi watu hukula sapa saa nne au saa Tano shida hukuwa wapi
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politics is a very dangerous game and politicians are very selfish people
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Shule zimefungwa chunga usivae jezii ya Newcastle😂😂
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Njuguna@coolkid__82h
Za ndani zinasema the good governor was mentioned as a potential deputy Wa sifuna hapo wamunyoro...
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OPEN BOX DEAL📦 BUDGET NEW PHONE Redmi A7 3GB Ram + 3GB Ram 64GB Storage Delivery Countrywide 🚛 12,000ksh Happy Shopping 🛍️🛒 DEAL✅
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I don't need revenge or closure. If I don't want you around, I simply stop caring.
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Kim Kardashian dresses as her daughter North West for Halloween 🎃
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Mateacore@Mateacore54m
Fakiu, yani namaanisha hii ndugu yangu>>🖕
GIFT WILLIAM🇹🇿@GiftWilliam_Oct 19
Binafsi naona Rais Ruto kapiga sana kazi pale kwa majirani. Sijui hata wanataka nini wale raia.
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PINKMAN@mrpinkman0159m
Never skip the stage of staying alone. There's unlimited peace there.
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Mtu anataka vitron 32'smart anione kando na 7 k nimpee before nikufe njaa😭😭
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Gitz 
@Gitz__1h
Propaganda we're not buying. Tuliwaacha mkule pesa za wazungu bora msituletee upuzi ya lockdowns.
Ministry of Health
@MOH_Kenya2h
One additional Ebola case has been confirmed, bringing Kenya’s total to nine. All nine cases are linked to one known cluster, with no evidence of transmission outside the group. Eight patients are stable and responding well to treatment, while 134 of 135 contacts have been traced and quarantined. #EbolaAlertKE
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RapTV
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Kim Kardashian dresses up as her daughter North West for Halloween‼️🎃
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ideas ni mingi shida ni mfuko
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.@slimescry21h
texting isn't enough i need you sitting on my lap facing me
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Replying to @tarusbrianke1
@tarusbrianke1 and @plugwamaji make time mkujie the Nokia giveaways 💪🏽🙏
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Gitz 
@Gitz__1h
Deputy President 2027 🙌
Irungu Kang'ata
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Together as one. Happy to have attended DCP and Linda Mwananchi conclave in Nyeri.
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Together as one. Happy to have attended DCP and Linda Mwananchi conclave in Nyeri.
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