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Not a Christian, potentially an eagle. Floridaman (but not the sex with meth-alligators type) #resist Just in case: @Christianmcpatrioteagle@mastodon.sdf.org

Not cowering in a bunker
Joined January 2017
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Christian McPatrioteagle🦅🇺🇦 retweeted
Pretty glad that Putin’s Puppet isn’t in office right now
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Christian McPatrioteagle🦅🇺🇦 retweeted
Here’s my thoughts, for all those asking: I’d put a lot of money on the @WhiteHouse & @POTUS knowing more of what is happening in Russia than Putin does.
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Christian McPatrioteagle🦅🇺🇦 retweeted
Tequila tweet: None of us in America know what’s truly going on in Russia tonight, but all of us in America should once again be so fucking thankful tonight that Joe Biden, and NOT that Putin puppet Donald Trump, is in the White House.
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Christian McPatrioteagle🦅🇺🇦 retweeted
Since we are doing this all over again: Fuck sexists. Fuck racists. Fuck homophobes. Fuck transphobes. Fuck bigots. Evil Uno supports you.
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Christian McPatrioteagle🦅🇺🇦 retweeted
Thread 🧵 1/ Disney pulls billion dollar investment from Lake Nona Town Square development in South East Orlando, completely upending East Central Florida's regional development plans. Stay with me on this one, it covers a lot of ground and is a HUGE deal.
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Christian McPatrioteagle🦅🇺🇦 retweeted
BREAKING: House Republicans just voted to protect serial fraudster George Santos from being expelled from Congress. This is a slap in the face to Americans, the law, and democracy itself.
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Christian McPatrioteagle🦅🇺🇦 retweeted
BREAKING 97% House Republicans just voted to CUT Veteran benefits by 22% TWENTY TWO PERCENT! Are you or a loved one a Veteran? Kevin McCarthy thinks this is pretty funny, How does this make you fell?
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Christian McPatrioteagle🦅🇺🇦 retweeted
I’ve never seen 217 people work so hard around the clock to screw over veterans, people struggling with hunger, and people just trying to live with dignity and decency.
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Christian McPatrioteagle🦅🇺🇦 retweeted
When Marjorie Taylor Greene says that adopted or parents through marriage aren't real parents, you'll be damn sure I'll object.
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Christian McPatrioteagle🦅🇺🇦 retweeted
Senator Kyrsten Sinema of Arizona has spent more than $100,000 from her campaign funds on luxury items, such as private jets, chauffeurs, expensive wines, and dining at high-end restaurants across the world, according to election filings. Donors are reportedly angry and demanding their money back, but Sinema and her staff have not responded. Sinema has also used taxpayer funds for jet charters and spent $35,000 in campaign funds on luxury resorts. Many of her recent donations came from donors connected to private equity firms. Sinema's extravagant spending has raised concerns among some insiders about her ability to run in the 2024 election. politicalflare.com/2023/04/k…
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Christian McPatrioteagle🦅🇺🇦 retweeted
Meet Trump appointed U.S. District Judge Matthew Kacsmaryk. He’s a former donor & board member to extremist anti-abortion organizations. He just ruled to overturn a 20+ year old FDA approval of mifepristone - used in abortion medication among other things. Four HUGE things to know: 1. This is an attempt to ban abortion. Period. Full stop. Medication abortion is the most common form of abortion. This is a radical, extreme move Americans overwhelmingly reject. 2. This is a total power grab disconnected from the law and medical data. He’s trying to do something that has never been done before - overturn the FDA’s approval of safe, effective medication. 3. The ruling doesn’t take immediate effect and will be appealed. 4. Abortion medication remains available for everyone and is INCREDIBLY SAFE.
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Christian McPatrioteagle🦅🇺🇦 retweeted
I am begging as a mother and an American for the @CivilRights @TheJusticeDept to stop this. My son has paid an already heavy price for his mom being a legally-protected whistleblower. @POTUS @JoeBiden @FLOTUS @VP @marceelias @AttorneyCrump
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Christian McPatrioteagle🦅🇺🇦 retweeted
My family is not safe. My son has been taken on the gov's orders, and I've had to send my husband and daughter out of state for their safety. THIS is the reality of living in DeSantis' Florida. There is no freedom here. Only retaliatory rule by a fascist who wishes to be king
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Jones turned her son into the police after he made several threats to commit a school shooting after getting a firearm. pnj.com/story/news/cri… twitter.com/MaxNordau/stat…
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Same. About 4K to 8k. Mom’s insurance went up to 12k. More than double. #DeSantisDestroysFlorida #insurance
Just got the renewal rate on our house insurance. Went from ~$3500 to $8000. But @RonDeSantisFL wants to focus on BS “culture wars” instead of real shit like this; focus on “woke”, Floridians go broke.
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Christian McPatrioteagle🦅🇺🇦 retweeted
Just got the renewal rate on our house insurance. Went from ~$3500 to $8000. But @RonDeSantisFL wants to focus on BS “culture wars” instead of real shit like this; focus on “woke”, Floridians go broke.
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Christian McPatrioteagle🦅🇺🇦 retweeted
BREAKING: After helping pass several anti-LGBTQ laws, Republican Tennessee Lt. Governor Randy McNally used his Instagram account to comment on various suggestive photos of a young male dressed in drag and in his underwear. His post replies to these photos included comments such as “Hi Sunshine,” You can turn a rainy day into rainbows and sunshine, and “I love it!” With Governor Lee, McNally has passed multiple Anti-LGBTQ laws over the course of the past several years. McNally shouldn’t be attacked for his comments, but he should be called out for his ridiculous hypocrisy.
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Christian McPatrioteagle🦅🇺🇦 retweeted
So the Dominion lawsuit now reveals that Fox reportedly provided the Trump campaign with confidential information about Biden’s ads and debate strategy. And Trump STILL lost.
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Christian McPatrioteagle🦅🇺🇦 retweeted
I’ve had people tell me to stop using the word fascist in talking about Gov DeSantis and what’s going on in Florida. I won’t stop. This is what’s going on. I won’t tone down my language when we are actively being oppressed. This is my home.
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Christian McPatrioteagle🦅🇺🇦 retweeted
Holy shit. Fox News just acknowledged on air: “Regulations regarding train safety were changed under Trump. This particular railroad & others lobbied Trump to dismantle an Obama-era rule that would have required railroads to update their braking systems.”
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