I don’t like to lose, but I don’t ever lose anyways

Ocean Boulevard
Joined May 2016
Mine is I Probably Took a Bullet to the Head Because of the Things That They Say About Me by Fall Out Boy
transgender operations on illegal aliens is my favorite fall out boy song
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Drake Maye cant focus knowing his Coach is an unfaithful man
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The only fun thing about being a Stanford football fan is once a season, we beat a team we should not have beaten, and suddenly all their fans are calling for firing the head coach, systematic reform, and a program overhaul
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Sound on
Trump takes issue with the Lindsey Graham eulogy he's reading: "Virtually everyone liked Lindsey. Well, not everybody. But it sounds good. I have to be honest. I have to veer from this for a second."
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I know you guys hate hearing this but universities are open to a wide spectrum of viewpoints. Conservatives are just rarely capable of writing at an academically acceptable level. Sorry man. Stop begging for DEI hires
Replying to @Tyler_A_Harper
Universities and departments have to be more open to a wider spectrum of worldviews. (That includes viewpoint diversity in departments like economics!) The status quo is not sustainable, and quarantining all intellectual diversity to “Civics Centers” is not a solution either. 10/
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genuinely hilarious review of the jd vance book theatlantic.com/magazine/202…
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take me out of sf bro
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o dia que eu soltei um "nenhuma dessas palavras está na bíblia" numa reuniao do trabalho e todos acharam que eu tinha feito a piada mais genial da história
eu amo socializar com pessoas não cronicamente online pq eu pareço muito engraçadinha apenas repetindo piadocas do twitter
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Me when the guys on hinge actually ask to meet up
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My best guess here is that one of Mamdani’s childhood friends made him promise — way back in late 2024 when he was polling at like 1% — that if he somehow got elected mayor that he would figure out a way to mention the movie “Click” (2006) in an official mayoral address.
Mamdani: Now, in Adam Sandler’s criminally underrated 2006 film “Click,” Christopher Walken in his role as Morty begs us to “consider the leprechaun.” “He’s always chasing the pot of gold,” Walken says, “but at the end of the day, it’s just cornflakes.” Whether it’s an internet provider or commercial gym, too many in our City have made and developed the bad habit of disguising cornflakes as gold.
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Honestly everyone should have cared a lot more about platner being a Blackwater mercenary. I couldn’t believe how little supposed anti imperialist anti war leftists cared. If Blackwater mercenary isn’t an issue for you maybe you’re a performative asshole
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alarmingly pretentious tone for someone on a press tour for Enola Holmes 3
Millie Bonnie Bongiovi and Louis Patridge name their song of the summer. 🎥: Instagram/Popsugar
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this is a good reminder that if you ever think you fucked up at work, someone else out there is fucking up worse than you ❤️
NPR RETRACTS STORY ON ALITO RETIREMENT
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my bf going "but i thought you liked carl with lindsay who is aniyah" OMG JUST GO
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The New York Post treats Zohran Mamdani like how J. Jonah Jameson treats Spider-Man lmao
Zohran Mamdani jumps into NYC pool to kick off summer tradition - while violating dress code rules trib.al/IAWnZtX
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A common joke among Parisians is that the best view of Paris is from the Montparnasse Tower — because it's the only place in Paris where you can't see the Montparnasse Tower...
So much beauty so in Paris, but how in the world did they allow this monstrosity? What should be done with it?
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he's never said that about you @JDVance
Trump: Mamdani—charming and good looking guy.
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Replacing the rainbow with something even gayer.. the French
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NYC this weekend
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i understand preventing theft but we gotta unlock the deodorant aisle we gotta let people steal that shit during summer as a public good
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i think about this img a lot
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