@lamiki

your favorite international jet-setting divorcée who found the secret to happiness after heartbreak: adventures with friends. home: 🇺🇸✈️🇯🇵✈️🇨🇭

 Lausanne, Switzerland
dispatcheddivorcee.com
Joined March 2009
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Updated my profile and url here since Twitter is the most important social media platform. Obviously. dispatcheddivorcee.com/
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Laura Howe (she/her) retweeted
Brenna Ehrlich@BrennaEhrlich31 Oct 2024
I regret to inform you that this is what 2003 really looked like
Netflix
@netflix30 Oct 2024
Spend a day in 2003! Time Cut is NOW PLAYING.
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Laura Howe (she/her) retweeted
Sarah Spain
@SarahSpain6 Aug 2024
OLYMPIC WEEN! 🌭🌭 HOT DOG > SAUSAGE
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I'm so proud of @FugueKate
Luke Beakly@LukeBeakly6 Aug 2024
Replying to @SarahSpain
Amazed this ween has the nerve to show their face after ruining the pole vault competition.
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Laura Howe (she/her) retweeted
FugueKate🏳️‍🌈@FugueKate6 Aug 2024
It’s me, hi. I’m the hot dog, it’s me.
al@rustdbrainwaves6 Aug 2024
she did not just say this on national tv during the olympics. when the funniest thing to happen isn’t the woman in the hotdog costume, you know you’ve really done it. i love today #uswnt #GermanyvsUnitedStates #olympics
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Jason Howe@MechanicJay4 Jun 2024
Stoked to be working on a banner for a client. Now taking orders, tell your friends! #retro #vintage
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Switzerland wins #Eurovision2024 on my birthday. Coincidence? I think not.
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Baby lasagna!!! #Eurovision2024
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Laura Howe (she/her) retweeted
Jason Howe@MechanicJay26 Feb 2024
Chili, wine, and Catan. A fine close to the weekend!
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Spending my Friday night in the US watching a classic. Tune in and watch @MechanicJay play a game from my childhood. 🎮
Jason Howe@MechanicJay24 Feb 2024
Indiana Jones returns in the classic game Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis -- Starting soon! twitch.tv/mechanicjay #LucasArts #indianajones #retrogamer
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I hear that @taylorswift13 isn't the only blonde American girl in Tokyo this week 😉🇯🇵🗼 New post: laurahowe.me/your-girl-is-ba…

Your Girl Is Back In Tokyo • Laura Howe

Laura's world tour 2024 has kicked off in Tokyo and it feels f*ing wonderful to be back home. (Oh, Taylor Swift will be here too?)

laurahowe.me
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I'm only here to self-promote: laurahowe.me/welcome-to-the-…
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Published my cat's obituary ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹 laurahowe.me/minnie/
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Switzerland has been known to stay neutral on all topics, but, good luck with this, Sweden! 🇨🇭vs 🇸🇪 youtu.be/0oNX_BHgi3c?si=wF9Y…

Sweden (not Switzerland)

People all over the world keep mixing up Sweden and Switzerland. To...

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Laura Howe (she/her) retweeted
j p@Stoic_Giraffe13 Sep 2023
If your #twitter links do not show the preview anymore simply substiture the "x.com" part in the address with "x.com" and it works again. Case in point, what you see is the preview of the second link :-)
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laurahowe.me/are-you-ready-t…

Are You Ready To Read My Book? • Laura Howe

A behind-the-scenes look at my book, the story of how I built the international jet-setting life that I always wanted when my American dream of getting married, white picket fence, etc., collapsed...

laurahowe.me
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Let me tell you a story about the day I got divorced. laurahowe.me/the-day-i-got-d…

The Day I Got Divorced • Laura Howe

Today is the anniversary of my divorce. I don’t really tell people about this because I’m never quite sure how I’ll feel about it. But today, I want to tell you.

laurahowe.me
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Switzerland National Day 2023 #GoogleDoodle 🇨🇭🧀🫕 g.co/doodle/sjrn3yz
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I hesitated about publishing this because I’m not sure this is how I want to show up on the internet. But this is a diary of what it’s like to write and publish a book. There are highs and a ton of lows. This is one of them. laurahowe.me/ambivalence/
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Me: why is my mobile phone bill higher than normal? <Checks invoice> Me: oh, because i voted multiple times in Eurovision
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