Multiverse Fangirl and Cosplayer. Your friendly neighborhood Insurance Agent by Day, Dungeon Delver by Night, and Efficiency Consultant 24/7.
Atlanta, GA
Joined May 2012
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Hello, New Followers!
I'm Lamb, a 30(ish) year old cosplayer in the Atlanta area.
When Shakespeare wrote "though she be but little, she is fierce" he was referring to me actually, not Hermia.
My specialty is battle scars & jewelry. And I have 0 chill about special effects.
ALT Cosplay: Stahma Tarr (Defiance), seated serenely in front of an ivy covered brick wall. Intricate jewelry harness handmade by me.
ALT Cosplay: Scarlet Witch (Wandavision), mid-battle in front of a red double door, about to hurl red magic at an offscreen enemy
ALT Cosplay: Scarlet Witch (Avengers AOU) with open forehead wound & surrounded by red magic. If looks could kill...
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Ah the first False Fall of the year. Southerners gleefully donning cardigans and light jackets as we rush out to greet the autumn morning with a gleam in our eyes. “I can almost see my breath!” I say, blowing into my cupped hands. Knowing in my heart it will be 87 on Thanksgiving
My sister, who has been away at college for all of 2.5 months & currently home on fall break, texting me
"I understand why you don't come home as often"
Is a decade's worth of overdue vindication
The convention attendee reaction to hearing the following in a business meeting:
"Mine's more of a statement, not a question"
From the girl who brought you "3 broken bones from falling down exactly 3 stairs" I now give you "re-injuring the same muscle group by hitting a turn too hard in go kart racing"
#myleadfoothasbetrayedme
Listening to Sebastian's latest interview with GQ...
"Whenever anybody says I can't do something or tells me it's a bad idea, I usually become even more inspired to do it"
Yeah, that's my fellow Leo right there 😂
Giving off some real feral sorority girl energy while I sit on my hotel bed at 9pm
Still in full corporate cocktail event dress & makeup, hunched over my takeout, inhaling sushi & tacos at an inhuman rate
I really enjoy getting flashbanged by the Delta app, trying to check my gate info on the car road over at 5:30am, all because the app has its own brightness level that is apparently set to the midday sun.
#ocularmawp
See, what makes me hit cartoon villain levels of wrath is that I already accounted for your general stupidity and lack of reading comprehension which is why I sent TWO emails clearly explaining what was needed
I am absolutely allowed to be angry at your continued incompetence
I started from the baseline that you, like most of humanity, are a fucking moron that requires even simple concepts to be broken down to the written equivalent of molecular form
And yet here you sit demonstrating that even that is beyond the capacity of your 2 brain cells
It will surprise no one to learn that while general audiences are debating the merits of Cathy Ames' depravity in East of Eden, I'm over here realizing that my mother was right to name her eldest daughter after her favorite fictional whore and I may very well follow suit someday
Went shopping with the bestie this weekend and got (rightfully) roasted for looking like Dean Winchester when I tried on a green button down shirt and Jurassic Park when I tried on a pink one instead...
