Wow.
Former NFL player Michael Oher, subject of "The Blind Side," petitioned a court Monday with allegations that Sean and Leigh Anne Tuohy never adopted him, instead tricking him into a signing a document making them his conservators and enriching themselves.
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Elizabeth Jones retweeted
The smoke -- making the Eastern U.S. look like California at the peak of fire season -- is not normal.
The air is compromised from Minneapolis to DC to Boston, and the worst from western NY to arround Ottawa. A thread... 1/
Just wrote May 5-12. Husband casually says, it’s June btw.
#mombrain
Elizabeth Jones retweeted
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Replying to @DominionEnergy
@DominionEnergy 830 am on a sat with 36 degree temp unannounced to those impacted is a good day to replace a power pole and cut the power?
Cc:@justindotnet
The hard wired smoke detector is now beeping. Argh!! I don’t remember this happening in previous outages. Est time to restoration is noon to 3pm.
And we have power!
Apparently someone from @Verizon caused what I’m guessing was an arc? When they were doing some work.
I knew my daughter had the flashlight we keep for these things in her room for sneaking in some night reading. Just had to change the batteries because it’s so overcast it’s dark in my home.
Taking down the Xmas tree, and my husband howls out: I got a pine needle down my pants.
Maybe there is hope for the artificial tree route after all.
Email from my 12th graders school about the last months of the school year.
If I don’t read it, Will graduation day not come as fast?
I'm more excited than I should be for my #colonoscopy prep: It's going to be pill form instead of the drink!!!
#FAP #stopcoloncancer #coloncancer
Heck I need this for myself but w a hs senior rn—great idea.
Elizabeth Jones retweeted
Chris Pronger suffered commotio cordis after taking a slap shot to the chest in 1998.
Praying for a similar recovery and outlook for Damar Hamlin…Pronger was back on the ice weeks later and played 12 more seasons en route to the Hockey Hall of Fame. 🙏
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17 yo cracking an egg to make crepes—this is some kind of super egg—it won’t crack.
I can hear him slamming the egg against the bowl from the next room.
Followed by: this is some kind of different chicken.
“If you eat an eggshell, will you die?”
“It says a 1/2 cup of water and 1/2 cup of milk, should I just do a full cup of milk?”
I hope these are more edible than the pancakes he improvised.
Now my husband is telling him he needs to get rid of the giant chunks and trying to teach him how to use the wisk.
And who know how much better has been coated to the pan, but 3x I’ve heard that he’s got plenty of butter on the pan.











