wanted to change my bio. this is a placeholder while I decide what assumptions and judgements I want people who don’t know me to make.

Joined January 2010
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Former NFL player Michael Oher, subject of "The Blind Side," petitioned a court Monday with allegations that Sean and Leigh Anne Tuohy never adopted him, instead tricking him into a signing a document making them his conservators and enriching themselves. spr.ly/6010PiiY6
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The smoke -- making the Eastern U.S. look like California at the peak of fire season -- is not normal. The air is compromised from Minneapolis to DC to Boston, and the worst from western NY to arround Ottawa. A thread... 1/
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Just wrote May 5-12. Husband casually says, it’s June btw. #mombrain
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Great piece. And timely too as it’s been one hour since I swallowed the pills 5th time and first w the pills.
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Nothing like being up at 4am after not sleeping. Guess Sunday will be a napping kind of day.
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Replying to @DominionEnergy
@DominionEnergy 830 am on a sat with 36 degree temp unannounced to those impacted is a good day to replace a power pole and cut the power? Cc:@justindotnet
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The hard wired smoke detector is now beeping. Argh!! I don’t remember this happening in previous outages. Est time to restoration is noon to 3pm.
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Kudos to the friendly @DominionEnergy employee I encountered.
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And we have power! Apparently someone from @Verizon caused what I’m guessing was an arc? When they were doing some work.
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I knew my daughter had the flashlight we keep for these things in her room for sneaking in some night reading. Just had to change the batteries because it’s so overcast it’s dark in my home.
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I don’t recall the hardwired smoke detector going off during previous outages but wow. This sucks.
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Taking down the Xmas tree, and my husband howls out: I got a pine needle down my pants. Maybe there is hope for the artificial tree route after all.
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Email from my 12th graders school about the last months of the school year. If I don’t read it, Will graduation day not come as fast?
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I'm more excited than I should be for my #colonoscopy prep: It's going to be pill form instead of the drink!!! #FAP #stopcoloncancer #coloncancer
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Heck I need this for myself but w a hs senior rn—great idea.
I have no idea how to hashtag this so feel free to retweet: Putting together a cookbook for my college kids before I move out of state this year…😮‍💨 Do any of you have a favourite “cheat” dish? Something that’s cheap and easy but you’ll swear hits like gourmet?
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Elizabeth Jones retweeted
Chris Pronger suffered commotio cordis after taking a slap shot to the chest in 1998. Praying for a similar recovery and outlook for Damar Hamlin…Pronger was back on the ice weeks later and played 12 more seasons en route to the Hockey Hall of Fame. 🙏 xitter.cf/13_wud/status/16101302…
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17 yo cracking an egg to make crepes—this is some kind of super egg—it won’t crack. I can hear him slamming the egg against the bowl from the next room. Followed by: this is some kind of different chicken.
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“If you eat an eggshell, will you die?” “It says a 1/2 cup of water and 1/2 cup of milk, should I just do a full cup of milk?” I hope these are more edible than the pancakes he improvised.
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Sooo good. The missing corner is the one I already inhaled. Yum. Well done.
Now my husband is telling him he needs to get rid of the giant chunks and trying to teach him how to use the wisk. And who know how much better has been coated to the pan, but 3x I’ve heard that he’s got plenty of butter on the pan.
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Husband tries to hang up the towel and is told it’s son’s ‘wiping towel’. He does kind of look like a pro swishing the crepes in the pan. He excitedly exclaimed: they taste real!!!
And now he is fessing up that the recipe said to add the liquids slowly and he just dumped them in. Cooking lessons ftw.
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Not sure why, but he felt the need to add food coloring to the crepes.