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i love tweeting for my imaginary fans rampart defender since 2020

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Joined August 2019
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wearing the same pants to college but switching up the shirts
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the way we have drag race uk, celebrity traitors and big brother all to watch tonight
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An open letter to @KenPaxtonTX
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captain yaoi retweeted
DANGANRONPA 2X2 RULES Sonia dragging: BLOCKED Hiyoko stannings: REQUIRED Mikan and komaeda endings: FOLLOWED + PRAISED
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captain yaoi retweeted
Hey guys -- it's me, John Danganronpa! I'm ready to solve mysteries, confirm alibis, and find the blackened -- with a little bit of that classic eccentric Danganronpa flair. I'll gladly help put an end to Junko Enoshima's antics -- just say the word and I'll make it happen. 🔍🕵️
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captain yaoi retweeted
29 Fenuary
It looks simple, but everyone gets it wrong.👀 What's your answer?
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"Will you focus on studying this semester " Me asf:
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Diet Coke and vape for breakfast
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Replying to @fusehound
is it obvious i have a favourite 🥹🥹🥹
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anne hathaway went “to what end?” in the devil wears prada 2 and unfortunately i cannot tell you anything that happened after because all i could hear in my head was maya rudolph for the rest of the runtime
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THEY WANTED TO KILL A TEENAGER IN DANGANRONPA???? WHAT THE FUUUCK???? oh god I need a second this is disgusting why they would want to do that HOW WERE THEY PLANNING TO KILL A TEENAGER IN DANGANRONPA???
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captain yaoi retweeted
trying to assume someone is a badly written character because of out of context plot points is kinda dumb. this is like if it leaked that eva was actually a mathlete and she used a battery to kill wolfgang and she also tried to frame diana in 2020 people would've been outraged
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captain yaoi retweeted
cause why would Chappell Roan want to flood my basement and rust my bowflex? to what end? TO WHAT END!
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mind you this account is man pretending to be a girl and was bragging in group chat about this fake account being ID verified and of course he is lying and never met chappell in his life
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grammys: chappell roan - 1 that little girl - 0
Brazilian footballer Jorginho says Chappell Roan’s security guard spoke to his wife and daughter in an “extremely aggressive manner” while they were staying at the same hotel as the singer. He said his daughter recognized Chappell and “simply walked past the singer’s table” to confirm it was her, prompting the security guard to approach their table and tell his wife she shouldn’t allow her daughter to “disrespect” or “harass” other people. He added that the guard said he would file a complaint with the hotel.
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there seems to be a concerted effort to push this narrative of chappell roan as a rude, impersonal celebrity that terrorizes children and workers (read: paparazzi) and i’m gonna be so honest i legitimately do not care like oh noooo she’s rude. okay. still streaming
Brazilian footballer Jorginho says Chappell Roan’s security guard spoke to his wife and daughter in an “extremely aggressive manner” while they were staying at the same hotel as the singer. He said his daughter recognized Chappell and “simply walked past the singer’s table” to confirm it was her, prompting the security guard to approach their table and tell his wife she shouldn’t allow her daughter to “disrespect” or “harass” other people. He added that the guard said he would file a complaint with the hotel.
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captain yaoi retweeted
Replying to @beyoncesspamacc
she started begging for forgiveness this is sick.
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Those after listening any other song from Inabakumori other than "lagtrain" or "lost umbrella":
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