@ladler2003
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Joined October 2011
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Breaking news: Angry commuters show admirable determination in confronting, head on, Stop Oil’s pernicious and harmful myth of “climate change.”
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The dream promised us gigantic combat robots built by wealthy inventors, but the reality gave us the world's richest morons being sent to the octagon to bumfight each other under the robotic logic of late-stage capitalism.
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For my money, the late 9th century is about as low as it gets. If you're putting a rotting corpse on trial in the Vatican, imho it's time to reevaluate things.
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Been out of the loop this weekend, so behind on the news. Did he pass all the trials: Surviving the gom jabbar? Sinking 10 free throws in a row?
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Scientists create Liquid Trees; a tank full of water and micro-algae that could be an alternative to trees in urban areas
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118th Congress Republican member name generator: -Thrud Dunkin, SD-2nd -Timofey Timetrawler, Ar-1st -Shelley Googoopie, NM-3rd -Adlai Stevenson, Va-5th
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People think he was talking to some bobby soxer here, but it was actually HUAC
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Try Not To Laugh Challenge!!!!!😂
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Soundtrack of the last 4 hours of civilization (following the mega solar storm): "jump dinosaur...jump dinosaur...jump dinosaur...jump---connect, connect, connect, goddammit!---jump dinosaur...jump dinosaur..."
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James Caan: Just wrapped up a long day on set, but it's all worth it when I see the final product on the big screen. #acting #filmmaking #hustle
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So far, we've only come up with two canonical "Christmas Classics," and they're both basically middling Twilight Zone episodes.
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As the parody account minister of culture for Ukraine, I'm urging everybody to boycott intending to read War and Peace but stopping at the list of characters this year.
Her own fault. The world's fairest press corps wouldn't be dogpiling on her if she didn't provoke them by existing.
James O'Brien
@mrjamesob8 Dec 2022
Yeah. Down with white clothes! Bloody Meghan wearing them to parties sometimes. Who does she think she is, John Travolta?
In the next Exorcist movie they should invent a technology that allows a team of navy seal priests to infiltrate Hell. Let Pazuzu see what its like to have people messing with his own shit.
A farmer in Suffolk, England has just unearthed a rare hoard of Roman FTX token (= 0.00013 denarii).
Another tense winter in Scandinavia. As clearly prophesied, Ragnarok can only be delayed if bored locals are prevented from burning this straw goat to the ground. Wotan-speed to its defenders!
Gävlebocken@Gavlebocken25 Nov 2022
The bockbuilders make sure that I bless you with my precance every year, you should thank them! (Love you guys 💖)
A picture of people in work gear and hard hats in front of Gävlebocken, a large straw goat.

ALT A picture of people in work gear and hard hats in front of Gävlebocken, a large straw goat.

It takes genius to put together a lineup this rancid: SBF! Netanyahu! Zuck! Mike Pence! They even got the worst Batman. nytimes.com/events/dealbook-…
Stupid climate protesters blocking the roadways....oh,wait
Just Stop Oil
@JustStop_Oil17 Nov 2022
🚨 BREAKING: A27 IN SUSSEX BLOCKED 🚧 More disruption to come across the country according to the Met / @metpoliceuk / @metoffice 🚓 Chris, 46, who works as a Chief Constable said: "We can't arrest our way out of this either." #COP27 #ClimateChange
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Man announces he will quit drinking by 2050...
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I think Dr Who should regenerate into a 6'4" former special forces sniper who nonchalantly talks his way into bar fights
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