they/them. designer. animist. pagan. a little spooky, but could be spookier. video gamer. d&d player. here on this earth for manatees and halloween.
North Carolina, USA
Joined May 2011
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I was told I’d have a flying mortar and a forest hut on chicken legs by the time I was 30. This economy is just crazy.
When your therapist is more enraged than you are at the fact that your two best friends aren't affirming for you, an LGBTQIA person.
How am I supposed to focus on living and working and carrying on with the drudgery that is existence if I feel unsafe all the time?
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Sometimes we just need a quiet place to commune with the darkness and plan our revenge, till we feel like ourselves again.
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the appalachian mountains are older than saturn’s rings. the appalachian mountains are older than dinosaurs. the appalachian mountains are older than trees. the appalachian mountains are literally older than BONES. the appalachian mountains should be regarded with pure terror.
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fall is almost here and if you think I’ll be sipping cocoa and wearing cozy sweaters and digging up bones and dancing with pumpkins in graveyards and accidentally resurrecting three witches you’re absolutely right.
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you know you’re in your 30s when the @onepeloton app being down completely derails your morning routine
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My dog, who does not pay rent or bills and is, himself, a bill, has sighed three times in the past five minutes. – at Brooklyn, NY
Update on the @NordicTrack situation. Now they want to charge me $373 - to pay for restocking a bike that didn’t work, and to pay for the service of putting it together - when it wouldn’t turn on. #badcustomerservice
Do yourselves a favor and never order anything from @NordicTrack. Bought a bike from them at the start of January. Took a month to get it delivered/set up. It wouldn't start. Delivery guys took it back with them. I had to contact the company to get a replacement ordered. (pt 1)
They want to charge ME $250 dollars to cancel the order. For a bike I still have never seen. For a bike I had to persistently beg to be delivered. The other kicker is that when I said I wanted to cancel, THEN all of a sudden they could get dispatch to deliver it sooner. (pt 5)