They/He | Monsters Enthusiast

Darkmoor
Joined April 2026
like this but ill pretend to be your long lost twin or whatever idgaf if it clearly makes no sense
hire me to pretend to be a close individual in your life if you need a +1 for an event you dont want to be at, i will panic and we will be forced to leave
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the most chronically outside minecraft youtuber literally ever. what do you mean you're playing minecraft in a real life ice cave ???
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to put in perspective how long it's been since october 2009 here are things that are younger than dan and phil's relationship: -tumblr -minecraft's first full version -instagram -ao3 -windows 7 -the 1st ipad -vine -pinterest
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3 of the best films I’ve seen all year will get ZERO awards recognition. & they are all very conveniently “black” films. And people were so confused to why Sinners was backed so hard lol
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yall are going to hell for how you've treated this boy
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Hey following up on this
The very first cancer cell…
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swifties will seriously be like "why does everyone always talk shit about us and taylor" and then try to get people to call an ICE raid on a queer bar bc a drag queen said she wouldn't perform a Taylor swift song. like huh what a mystery
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i thought this was just kind of funny what do you mean a guy actually died in operation fall from a really high place and die
Sorry ma’am your son died in operation fall from a really high place and die
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"He warned people about a collapsing bridge is what he did! He was a brave West Virginian cryptid! And in this house, Mothman is a hero. End of story!”
Now that Bigfoot has been proven to be fake we can dedicate our efforts into finding a real cryptid like Mothman
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I got my teeth 3d scanned at the dentist, I asked the lady if she could send me the 3D file. She looked at me like I had kicked a puppy and said “I’ve never heard of anyone asking for that…” like lady, it’s MY mouth. I want to 3d print my mouth as a gift to my friends. Not weird
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Fly high Pingus
Nobody wants to draw my oc because he looks weird
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🚨 Freddy Fazbear, Chica, and Foxy have just been added as Easter eggs in Roku City, the screensaver on all Roku TVs! The three animatronics can be found inside a diner, though Bonnie seems to have been excluded entirely.
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he has SEVERAL blood clots in his LUNGS and you let him get on a 10 HOUR FLIGHT and cleared him to play a fucking FOOTBALL GAME. everyone involved should be jobless right now. unbelievable.
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i see some people haven't forgotten the old way of pirating stuff by stitching together clips in a youtube playlist
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//blood A slightly late #cursedrelics2026 !!! You know I had to spend forever on the bone corset🔥
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Dirty geo o o o o o oo orge
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Pingus got stuck trying to eat a donut
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