Finance and markets with a high dose of sarcasm. Tweets are opposite of advice.

Seattle, WA
Joined February 2017
This is like moving to Arizona and complaining about the heat. Got to reap what you sow, sir
Replying to @mattyglesias
I would sincerely love our Council to take a minute to imagine a person who lives in DC, has a job, is a net fiscal contributor, and doesn't commit crimes. What have you done over the past year to improve the life of someone like that? What will you do next year?
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Probably more important than ever to have a little extra monitoring in place
I have Chase text me on all credit payments over $100. You can mute the number so it isn’t annoying, and I’ve caught one so far
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Feels like some forced degrossing. Again
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I recently heard where MSFT leadership would like its headcount in 5 years... some interesting times ahead if they are accurate
Wake up. Every profession deemed white-collar, the middle class dream, is about to be decimated by AI, at a much faster pace than anticipated, with monstrous social consequences.
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Seattle has had very modest tech job loss last 12 months and its resulted in worst housing market in the nation
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It’s always been a societal red flag that she is one of the highest earning podcasters that exists
"Call Her Daddy" host Alex Cooper & actress Sophia Bush: if a woman is questioning whether she can do better than her current husband, "the answer is always yes." "This idea that it's too late or you're too old, or who are you to want more, that's patriarchy. That is crazy."
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It’s honestly amazing that CA has any budget issues considering they have a 10%+ toll both on every dollar of payroll and capital gains distributed from hosting the largest and most important companies in the world
this California wealth tax thing is just incredible. so in October 2025, a California healthcare union proposed a "one time" 5% tax on any billionaire's wealth. the ballot measure will be voted on next month. In early December 2025, California announced that it would be a retroactive tax if passed, applying to anyone with CA residency as of Jan 1, 2026. The objective is to pay for Medi-Cal, California's incredibly dysfunctional healthcare system. (which also functions as a glorified welfare apparatus, but that's a discussion for another time). polls reveal that the CA electorate is split around 50/50 on the tax, but prediction markets only give Prop 40 a ~23% chance of passing (there are competing measures on the ballet that would nullify it). there are 200 billionaires in CA, worth collectively somewhere between $2.3 and $2.6 trillion. 5% of that is around $100b, accounting for a small amount of attrition. proponents of the tax forecasted a significant windfall, assuming only a 10% departure rate. supporters thought they were being clever with the retroactive concept. no billionares would leave CA in the few short months between the tax being proposed and the residency cutoff date, without the tax even having passed yet, right? well as it turns out, they did. a new paper [1] from two academics at Stanford called "The Net Present Value of the California Billionaire Tax Act", argues that not only did more billionaires leave due to the proposed tax than its proponents expected, but that the value of the tax, if it does pass, is actually negative. proponents of the tax only assumed 10% avoidance, that is, only 10% of the taxable base of targeted billionaires would leave CA within the very short Oct-Dec 2025 window. Jaros and Rauh, the Stanford academics, find that a lower bound of 28.6% of the taxable base managed to leave. just based on known departures, those departures total $577b in net worth, or $28.8b in potential tax lost. this of course does not capture everyone (many left without announcing their departure), so the authors normalize to departure rates estimated from other wealth tax events, and apply other discounts for litigation, arriving arrive at a figure of only $28-$36b in forecasted tax revenues. but this isn't all! all of the income taxes paid by the departed billionaires are also forsaken. the authors estimate that CA billionaires pay $3.3- 5.8b in annual income taxes. they assume a midpoint of $2b lost in annual collections from departed billionaires. the net present value of that lost income stream is -$68.9 billion. so when you add it all up you get: + $30b one-time tax windfall (estimated) - $69b in present value of lost future income taxes = - 38.9b overall net present value of the tax of course, this analysis is highly estimate driven. the authors simulate the parameters 100k times and find a negative NPV of the implemented tax 85 percent of the time. and if the tax doesn't pass, which it's not looking like it will, California still ended up losing at least $577b in departed net worth, and they have permanently poisoned the well with entrepreneurs who will now worry about future wealth taxes. [1]: nber.org/system/files/workin…
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This immediately brought flashbacks to my childhood when this was the birthday gift I wanted so bad, only to faceplant concrete the first attempt. Extra hilarious that this same story is also the top reply here
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Anthropic is far ahead of the forecast that ZH was dunking on less than a year ago... Now its bearish. One of the dumbest people on this website
*ANTHROPIC HAD $16.3B IN REVENUE IN FIRST HALF OF 2026: WSJ that's it?
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Happy 10-year anniversary to this Tesla demo that the car still can't achieve today. It certainly had zero barring on sales of the car... You are a hater for not believing in the flying car parlor trick though
Tesla drives itself (no human input at all) thru urban streets to highway to streets, then finds a parking spot tesla.com/videos/full-self-d…
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Replying to @kylet___
8 months later, looking at my bill and notice we are being charged $38/mo. for an inactive line that has 0 recorded activity. I call in, they confirm it was opened by an employee at their store in error. Now they won't refund/credit us because I'm just now noticing their error.
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Tesla FSD: why sell puts on a stock when you can sell puts on your life
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The superpower of Musk is getting otherwise intelligent people to remove all sense of critical thinking capabilities when his companies/products are involved.
You'd think the land of the free would have just one major newspaper excited for the most amazing feats of the nation.
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Valuation spread between growth and value is the narrowest its been in ~8 years
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Claude for Carplay is a great AI interface to get some things done while at the wheel. And only getting better from here with time
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This is just another movement to switch the tax burden onto working families, no different than what boomers are doing at the federal level. Complete morons
“I’m old. I’ve paid my home off,” said Ray Warner, a 72-year-old Akron resident. “Why would I pay property tax?” Across the country, homeowners are asking the same question and revolting against property taxes at a scale not seen in a half century. politico.com/news/magazine/2…
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The toll roads aren’t set up yet... Going to be interesting times ahead on this front
NET and CRWD have been relentless. Market is pricing a walled garden internet world optimized for bots, not humans
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The 3 highest paid teams are probably going to miss the playoffs. Nice to see
What if paying college kids millions of dollars and switching teams every year isn’t conductive to locking in
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A key point being missed in the discourse is that Musk announced this Roadster 9 years ago, along with the fake Semi demo. This was supposed to be a delivery event, and instead it was just more complete vaporware. So inspiring
Absolutely incredible how many people think this is real. But we are talking about the dumbest cult alive, to be fair
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