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@kylegordon

Watching the Twitter bonfire from afar, over at https://xitter.cf/t.co/WS4OZzRoVR

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Joined January 2007
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Scam artists @Aeromexico @AM_Escucha October 16th 2020, cancelled flight. Got refund email June 2021, chased @Aeromexico and told refunds will take 12 months October 17th 2021, "Your refund has not been processed yet, we can make the request but this may take another year."
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A @Tesco driver deliberately ripping the underside of his van over some rocks. Complete idiot youtube.com/watch?v=HDl3Lo2U…
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Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson) profile picture
Seth Abramson
@SethAbramson2 Nov 2024
This video is incredible. Everyone should RETWEET it so the whole *world* sees it.
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I expect higher standards from @SkyNews 'forth round', woeful. news.sky.com/story/politics-…
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TheFastShow (@TheFastShow1) profile picture
TheFastShow@TheFastShow128 Sep 2024
The Middle Aged Guys; The pub While the central character never made it into the main series, this sketch reportedly got the biggest ever studio laugh. So much so that it distorted the original recording #TheFastShow
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I sent this documentary series about Scotland's national airline to Juliano when he was thinking about moving here. I think it helped him make up his mind.
JOHN NICOLSON 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇺 (@MrJohnNicolson) profile pictureJOHN NICOLSON 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇺@MrJohnNicolson22 Sep 2024
Oh dearie me.
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Absolutely garbage experience from @TicketmasterUK Bought 2 tickets, got one digital pass. Site crashing, app not loading, digital pass only for one. Nearly didn't get into the @SECGlasgow show. Definitely puts me off future events.
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How would you go about getting wires under this during electrification? /cc @25kV
ScotRail (@ScotRail) profile pictureScotRail
@ScotRail17 Sep 2024
Everytime I see this picture, I always forget where it was actually taken. Any eagle eyes out there who can remind me? ^Ste
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His Bio says "Old enough to know better", but clearly hasn't got a fucking clue how heat pumps work.
Howard Klein🇬🇧🇺🇸 (@rabbitsontherun) profile pictureHoward Klein🇬🇧🇺🇸@rabbitsontherun6 Sep 2024
Replying to @TiceRichard
At a time when electricity prices are going through the roof, they are trying to push 6000 Watt heat pumps about the same power as running an electric cook with oven and two rings going. World has gone bloody insane!
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BladeoftheSun (@BladeoftheS) profile picture
BladeoftheSun@BladeoftheS4 Sep 2024
Private Eye haven't printed a word about Charlotte Owen, is this a coincidence or a super injunction?
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The claim is false. Private Eye have published several articles about Charlotte Owen, and she has also been discussed on their podcast. x.com/josiahmortimer… podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/pag…
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Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) profile picture
Larry the Cat
@Number10cat12 Aug 2024
I give it a week before Thames Water start pumping sewage into it
BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) profile pictureBBC News (UK)
@BBCNews12 Aug 2024
Mars water: Reservoir found deep in Martian rocks bbc.in/3M2FcW5
Mars water: Liquid water reservoirs found under Martian crust

Mars water: Liquid water reservoirs found under Martian crust

Studies of quakes detected from the planet's surface found it in the planet's rocky outer crust.

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Dianna Cowern (@thephysicsgirl) profile picture
Dianna Cowern
@thephysicsgirl7 Aug 2024
Why is this cool?? Because it’s one step closer to making a new element - unbinilium - which would be the heaviest element ever synthesized. What’s cool? Scientist at Berkeley found a new way to make Livermorium (an element with 116 protons! So, just 4 protons away from Unbinilium) by putting titanium-50 in a cyclotron for 22 days and smashing it into another atom. And with all that energy, they only got out two atoms of Livermorium. 😅 Yes, this was tweeted by Dianna! futureleap.org/2024/08/moder…
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Alec Muffett@AlecMuffett1 Aug 2024
If you have not seen the RSPB TikTok account, it is a thing of insane beauty. tiktok.com/@rspb?_t=8oWIxVoM…
RSPB on TikTok

RSPB on TikTok

@rspb 258.5k Followers, 282 Following, 11.7m Likes - Watch awesome short videos created by RSPB

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Kate isn't really here any more (@katebevan) profile picture
Kate isn't really here any more@katebevan1 Aug 2024
a cut from 5.25% to 5% is not a "0.25% cut". It's a cut of 4.76%; the rate has been cut by a quarter of a percentage point. I will die on this hill.
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Shobhit Bakliwal@shobhitic29 Jul 2024
C gang
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Ballot Box Scotland@BallotBoxScot21 Mar 2024
Apropos of some UK Political Bubble news today, it's again worth considering how the UK's unrepresentative (and thus unfair, and thus undemocratic) voting system doesn't merely give an incorrect seat apportionment, but leaves entire sections of the electorate utterly voiceless.
Chart showing the ideological composition of Western European parliaments. There are too many countries to describe individually, but the key figures in percentage of seats terms are (Western Europe excluding the UK / UK): Far Left: 1 / 0 Left: 8 / 0 Greens: 7 / less than 1 Social Democrats/Labour: 22 / 31 Social Liberals: 9 / 2 Liberal Conservatives: 7 / 0 Conservatives: 25 / 0 Right Populists: 9 / 56 Far Right: 10 / 0 Regionalists/Nationalists: 1 / 11 Others: 3 / 0

ALT Chart showing the ideological composition of Western European parliaments. There are too many countries to describe individually, but the key figures in percentage of seats terms are (Western Europe excluding the UK / UK): Far Left: 1 / 0 Left: 8 / 0 Greens: 7 / less than 1 Social Democrats/Labour: 22 / 31 Social Liberals: 9 / 2 Liberal Conservatives: 7 / 0 Conservatives: 25 / 0 Right Populists: 9 / 56 Far Right: 10 / 0 Regionalists/Nationalists: 1 / 11 Others: 3 / 0

Notes: Parties classified largely based on European Party membership, affiliation or association. GUE/NGL = Far Left or Left (contextual) European Green Party = Green Party of European Socialists = Social Democrats / Labour Renew/ALDE = Social Liberals or Liberal Conservatives (contextual) European People's Party = Christian Democrats / Conservatives European Conservatives and Reformists = Right Populists Identity and Democracy = Far Right European Free Alliance = Regionalists / Nationalists (Except where occupying unique space)

ALT Notes: Parties classified largely based on European Party membership, affiliation or association. GUE/NGL = Far Left or Left (contextual) European Green Party = Green Party of European Socialists = Social Democrats / Labour Renew/ALDE = Social Liberals or Liberal Conservatives (contextual) European People's Party = Christian Democrats / Conservatives European Conservatives and Reformists = Right Populists Identity and Democracy = Far Right European Free Alliance = Regionalists / Nationalists (Except where occupying unique space)

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illy bombilly (@Bombi_uk) profile picture
illy bombilly@Bombi_uk19 Jul 2024
Ok, time to share the CrowdStrike memes over been hoarding throughout the day 🤣 🧵
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Daniel Compton@danielwithmusic19 Jul 2024
Just finished up my first day at CrowdStrike. Got to push a quick fix to prod before logging off for the day. Looking forward to a long weekend!
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Crowdstrike should be crucified for hiding the #crowdstrike issue fix behind a login page supportportal.crowdstrike.co…
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All the system admins fixing the issue #crowdstrike caused this weekend, bear in mind it's Sysadmin Day next week... Be nice to them, @BBCNews @SkyNews
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