go rams

popsicle sticks ruin ice cream (and popsicles) (and everything) popsicle sticks ruin everything

my wife believes in karma she believes that your misfortune now is the result of misfortune you caused before her side if the street is immaculate and I respect the hell out of her for that

My cat lies around the house like this most of the time. I'm not sure why.

I change my pillowcase every day. Is this abnormal?

I respect pigeons

my phone knows everything about me except that I like my volume on even numbers

humans are weird this means you

spaghetti makes me sad

Neil deGrasse Tyson. Obnoxious.

windex is a scam

chocolate chip cookies. that is all.

I eat approximately 5% of my mustache every day.

blow dryers are annoying

good cheeseburger > good steak

What's better than a slightly over ripe banana, a scoop of crunchy peanut butter, and a cold glass of whole milk?

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