@kwrt

🇵🇸🇮🇪 🤲 internet masochist, but I smile a lot irl

Joined July 2007
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Chip Tortilla, DDS, USSF@kwrtJul 29
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@zei_squirrelSep 1
I just have to add that JD Vance looks like a pedophile child rapist. He has the eyes of a rapist. If someone who looks like JD Vance is around your children, you instinctively put yourself in front of them to avoid him getting near them. He looks like he has raped babies.
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Aaron Rupar
@atruparJul 28
Trump taps on Lindsey Graham's casket
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🂱@laylologyMay 14
Leading such an intensely rigid and restrictive lifestyle that you ultimately push away everyone you love
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Ali Jezzini
@Aly_jezziniApr 12
Replying to @ripplebrain
Trump is a gift from Allah to multipolarism and third-worldism.
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matt ༼ ◕_◕ ༽🇵🇸@GhostStoriesEndApr 8
They keep bringing us to the edge of the abyss and cancelling armageddon at the last possible moment so a coalition of otherwise unemployable benzo addicts, tech millenarians, zionist child molesters and podcast christians can buy the dips
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doc🛸@rustycohlMar 9
it is not sensationalist to say that the long term survival of the species kind of hinges on Iran decisively winning this war
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We need NEET martyrs. Someone needs to do it. You got nothing else going on.
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Matangi, the Mystic@BlumenMitFeb 1
Reddit atheism is a psyop by Ghislaine Maxwell to stop the masses from becoming enlightened and figuring out how magic works
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Jared Gilman@realJaredGilmanJan 31
we’ve gotten approximately 3297 days stupider since Matt posted this, and not only has this post been true the whole time but it’s gotten to the point where that stupidity is increasing exponentially on a day-to-day basis, so we’re just shooting straight up rn
crisp mattman@cushbomb20 Jan 2017
This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.
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miri@mishtimereJan 29
I am not going to be a cocomelon parent. You will sit your ass down and watch aljazeera
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haruspex🔮🍊 🇵🇸@Bolshie_BoyJan 30
Anna's Archive should have its own special armed detachment like the Department of Energy or the post office
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Sasho Todorov@SashoTodorov1Jan 24
There's a horrifically bleak comedy to the fact that the administration assaulted Minneapolis to try and start a pogrom against Somalis and instead their Rio Grande Valley Cossacks managed to find the two most possibly sympathetic people to turn into martyrs.
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🏁@maxguwapoJan 24
ICE agents need to start taking they own life how the IDF soldiers be doing
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Clash Report
@clashreportJan 22
Elon Musk: I heard about the peace summit. I was like, is that “P-I-E-C-E?” You know, a little piece of Greenland, a little piece of Venezuela.
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Khamenei.ir
@khamenei_irJan 3
We will bring the enemy to its knees.
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