Kweenkwerke

Returning to the office after working from home for over a year

I’m a women in her 40s who threw out boxes that have been in the back of the closet for decades. Can we have a moment of silence for the Charolette Russe tops and closed toe, glitter, 6 in stilettos

My lunch was 450 cal, 49 g of protein and 6 g of fiber and I miss when none of that was my business and based my meals on vibes alone

Don’t send me voice notes if you don’t want me falling in love with you

Me: *cooks for family Them: What is it? Me: 60g of protein

When I told my friend I ran a 10k over the weekend, he asked “What’s the cause?” It’s beCAUSE I need to burn more calories than I eat. I contribute to charity without physical activity and vice versa

This year’s couple’s costume

The corporate urge to add “It’s MF’ing Friday” to the Teams chat following everyone’s “Good morning”

Sorry, I can’t, gas is $7/gal

Waking up late and still being on time is why I continue to oversleep

I say “Look at the moon!” in the same cadence as “They were cones!”