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Too many words. Witness.

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Joined May 2009
"Yes, I began my journey alone, and I ended it alone. But that does not mean that I walked alone."
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Make the bird wey sh!t on top my car this afternoon go meet pharmacist, I never see that kind sh!t before for my life.
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Look, I get that people are pissed about this thing—there’s a lot to be mad about. But I was raised by a civil servant, and time and again, I’ve learned that systems collapse gradually, not all at once. Nobody shows up on their first day of work and decides to destroy archives or anything. Quite often, it’s a series of small decisions, small things we let fester here and there. Culture is whatever a system rewards or punishes. But the thing about Nigeria is that while we’re always late to one party (the things we’ve lost are lost), I think it’s important to know we’re also always early to another. So much has been lost, but so much can still be done. And it doesn’t have to be big things; just pick the little things. For example, if someone in your family was a teenager when Nigeria became independent, statistically, they might be dead in a decade or way less. Sit with them and press record; they have so much to say, and so few people willing to listen. Just listen and press record. In whatever language they understand, no matter how little your understanding of it. Keep the family album. Use your phone to photograph them. Keep the tapes. Much of what our civilisation learned about fighting COVID-19 came from what we learned about the Spanish Flu of 1918: a mix of official records documenting death rates, etc., and personal correspondence that captured the experience of living through it. Personal history is family history is national history.
Replying to @ogbeniseyi
Less than two decades ago, they moved a new Oga to NTA Lagos, and to make room for them, they emptied the tape storage and converted it into an office. Rain beat the tapes to decay.
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Replying to @ogbeniseyi
Less than two decades ago, they moved a new Oga to NTA Lagos, and to make room for them, they emptied the tape storage and converted it into an office. Rain beat the tapes to decay.
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Replying to @blessinguzzi
Delete that hope. We wanted to use scenes from Village Headmaster in Eyimofe, my aunty was DG of NTA International and managed to get one episode. She said instead of archiving they taped over old tapes.
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I hate y’all fr 😩
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Replying to @pizzacatlover_
You are even an Egyptian 😭😭 We go call you if e reach time to recapture Israelites
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Replying to @a1341180533
可以在民主国家说是独裁国家 不能在独裁国家说是独裁国家
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你可以说任何人是独裁者 但不能说独裁者是独裁者 这是独裁者悖论
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Lol. I've spent too much time online. This video is a facsimile of another video I saw on Instagram a few days ago.
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Why is he in this league ffs!
VICTOR OSIMHEN WTF!!
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your own niño dey come no worry
does this el niño delay periods????😞
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Una dey utter o. Ei.
Oubliez pas que vous aussi vous étiez noir fut un temps 🥰🥰
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Cufflinks a bit over the top
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Replying to @PeppeJnr
U for just become the g between fra and ment😂😂
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Apc billboards dey always resemble threat. “Expect more” “We are not done” “You will see something you have never seen before” Oginikwa🥲🥲
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Bro missed the opportunity to say "to make chicken pie, you must make chicken kpai"
to buy a chicken pie a chicken must kpai
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Ronaldo didn't make it to the top 30. Wow
THE 2026 RANKING FOR THE MEN'S BALLON D'OR IS OUT! #ballondor
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they say make beholder no talk
Men giving their input in this makeup discourse is so funny
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Karsa Orlong retweeted
Must be hard being a bird in this country
God is heavily with me. Driving along Calabar by pass road. This bird sighted us, flew to the road, landed in the middle of the road. When our vehicle approached, the power of God arrested this bird and it could not leave that spot again. I came down spoke few tongues and lifted it. For those who do not know this bird, this is the bird that cries at midnight and is commonly used by the forces of darkness for different assignments. ~Pst Edidiong Sylvester
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