Comedian. Writer. Serial track-pants wearer. @primevideoin standup special "Done." Ex- @eastindiacomedy Bookings: https://xitter.cf/t.co/FgQ8g4QaMF

Mumbai
Joined January 2009
the biggest lie in Monopoly is that you have to pay Taxes only sometimes
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kung fu panda 2 was the best kung fu panda
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why do all taskmaster B roll shots look like a sherlock episode?
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what are the chances we can go back to a world before internet?
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can't wait to see this tweet banned 5 years from now because the audience decided that reductions are offensive
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dicaprio wants to know if 2025 means we're starting the 25th year or have completed the 25th year so he can decide whether he should break up with this millennium already
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this whole time i thought craig david and drake were the same person
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as a thumb rule, if a founder appears impressive in interviews, s/he's a scamster
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I’m voting for this police officer on my Oscar ballot this year. Epic!!! xitter.cf/AmericanFWoman/status/…
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actually my pajamas are called evitable so that fact is that i am inevitable
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it was all worth it for ep 9 of nobody wants this
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if i had a white person's name it would be matt but spelled matte because i could still never be smooth
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can someone please tell this capricorn chicks to stop being so cute
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maggie lawson is literally the reason i watch psych once a year
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ok that first ep of Hacks ended perfectly!
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Chirag Shetty slams Government of Maharashtra for awarding cash prize to cricketers for winning the T20 World Cup but not to state shuttlers for winning the Thomas Cup.💙 Thomas Cup is the Men's World Cup in Badminton!🇮🇳 What are your thoughts?🤔
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This scene was way ahead of its time. #VictoryParade
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anyone know where i can buy a wooden stake asking for fiend
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it's wild that bieber is only 30 he's been around for feckin ages no
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