I don't know whose kid is outside yelling "You. Shall. Not. Pass!", but I'd like to commend them on a job well done. #LOTR #ParentingInLockdown

Considering the number of us on depression meds, I'm going to have to say the forbidden fruit is technically grapefruit. #forbidden #MentalHealthAdvocate

#FlirtFails : When someone tries to flirt with me by saying "You don't look 31!" Uh. I didn't realize 30 was old outside Hollywood.

Modern roulette #1: When someone invites you to like a page on #Facebook , and you accept without having any idea what will appear on your feed. Is it cats? Or a pyramid scheme? Is it erotic art that you'll have to bleach your brain to forget? There's only one way to find out.

Oh no the Augusta #RubyTuesday closed. I will always have fond memories of looking at the building and thinking, "I'm glad I'm not going there"

I tried to contain it, but I need to let the world know the truth: Alex doesn't have a Twitter account.

I want a heart of gold - so I can sell it. tmblr.co/Zv07SyCvn0U2

"Cause trouble and change the world." - Dr. Bert Jacobs (via trixiejackmattachine) tmblr.co/Zv07SyBiR9Vb

Well I was done, done, done with all the circ, circ, circling around.

'We should get 4 five chicken fingers.'

' This world is full of possibilities! ... And spiders.'

'You want an energy drink? But Ive got beer!'

'Dear Yukkon, seriously?! Did you not get the memo? THERE YOU GO. THANK YOU. Sincerely, EVERYONE.'

'Dear Yukkon, get the fuck out of the way. PS- MOVE!!!' Brady

Riding from ME to MA to see The Devin Townsend Project!

4 bonus items with pre-order?! The battle of resistance is not looking good, folks.

Just got an A plus on a gender psych paper for talking about how manly Mal Reynolds is.

Memories erased.

I am in many ways, a very lucky person.