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the theater kid to improv person to brutally heckling theater kids and improv people pipeline
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my wife just opened our fridge, burped into it, then closed the door and walked away
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I think I’ve complained about this before but the Taylor Swift lyric “we could leave the Christmas lights up til January” pisses me off so bad. Everyone basically does that?? Very normal. “February” is the same amount of syllables and makes more sense in the CONTEXT of the SONG
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one week till the election
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I hope she’s getting paid well for this
Sutton Foster files for divorce amid Hugh Jackman relationship rumors trib.al/tlcGkSe
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my brothers in christ
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me after listening to lady gaga’s harlequin
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Gonna do everything in my power to ensure that Liza Minnelli outlives this fucking account.
Liza Minnelli has outlived Chappell Roan’s once-promising superstardom. Despite critical acclaim, her abrasive remarks and red-carpet antics has the industry questioning her staying power.
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me when I saw hamilton in november 2016
Woman with Tickets to RAGTIME Post-Election Unsure if She’s Going to Cry for the Good Reason or the Bad Reason bit.ly/3zp0pH5
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She began her career opposite Humphrey Bogart. She ended it next to Seth MacFarlane. She was an astronaut.
If there ever was an admired and beloved legend it is Lauren Bacall. She was born 100 years ago today. #botd Celebrate her with #TCM today
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meg ryan attending the premiere of when harry met sally (1989) ❦
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now that pink is confirmed and beyonce is all but confirmed I can see where this is going
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it’s giving poo crave
Travis Kelce has been cast in ‘HAPPY GILMORE 2.’
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My oil painting of Wine and Doritos
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there’s more plot in a single episode of emily in paris than there’s been in the entire run of the bear
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I just finished reading nightbitch and…. lol
A pet is sometimes a starter child. Then the real human child arrives and the pet suffers. My postpartum loathing of Lucky made me wonder whether I might be a late-onset psychopath. trib.al/MbQUGyx
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need to know more about this queen
Proud to be @KamalaHarris' running mate and unofficial campaign photographer. 😎
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