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Joined November 2010
Karl Stenstrom retweeted
Gary Myers reveals that Bill Parcells has secretly paid over $4,000,000 to 20 of his former players who were struggling financially because he believed they sacrificed to make him financially secure and there is no better way to spend the money “Over the years, Parcells had loaned out a total of four million dollars to 20 of his former players who have come to him, I won't say destitute, but certainly having financial hardship.” “And Bill sat down and wrote checks for about four million dollars, which to me is completely unprecedented in sports. I've never heard of anything like that. And I said, 'Bill, why would you do something like that? Why do you feel obligated?' And he explained to me that he set aside all the money he needs for, hopefully, another 30 years of his life.” “He just turned 82. And he's given money to his three daughters and to his grandchildren, and then he has a certain amount of money left. And he says, 'What better way is there to do it than if some of my players who gave so much to me and helped make me a Hall of Fame coach and make me financially secure?” “It was because of their hard work and me driving them to be the best they can be. They gave so much to me. Now that I'm in a position to help, and unfortunately they're in a position where they need help, why shouldn't I be the one to help?'” “And, you know, people who remember Parcells, there's this hard-driving coach who had a love-hate relationship with his players. And now to see the transformation where he has become the patriarch of that team.”
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Two ant colonies have been fighting a war outside San Diego for decades. ~30M die a year. The front line is miles long.
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I told my son they arrested this little boy for saying bad words in Fortnite.
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Never deleting this app 😂 For the record Jordan > Lebron and it isn’t even close for me.
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Replying to @facetedcarapace
Talk about corroborating witnesses.
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Map of American Sitcoms.
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NFL WEEK 4 CHEAT SHEET Data are from this season
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Wildlife cameraman Gordon Buchanan had himself shut inside a clear box beside a seal's breathing hole in Svalbard so he could film a polar bear hunt from ice level. She walked right past the hole and spent about 40 minutes treating him like the seal. Somewhere in there he stops being the guy filming the hunt and turns into the problem she's trying to solve.
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A woman survived an incredible 200-250 foot jump near the Belle Plaine Love’s travel stop in Kansas. See replies.
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From Jayson Williams' "Loose Balls," the first time Williams checked an old Larry Bird. It went about as well as you would expect....
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Replying to @schadjoe
Is that because a few of them might have cleared physical waivers but not the emotional or mental waivers?
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The drinks got to her she thought anything was possible.
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Joshua Baez’s Triple-A teammates watching him make history in his MLB debut. Beautiful stuff
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Rodrigo Blaas’ ALMA (2009) is only a few minutes long, yet it manages to create a level of dread that many full-length horror films never reach. A genuinely unsettling little masterpiece.
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Danny McBride completely losing it while Deep Roy improvises in EASTBOUND & DOWN is comedy gold. 😭
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JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon on the day he was fired from Citigroup after 15 years: "my boss called me in and said we want you to resign - to which I said, OK. I went home. the youngest one said, Dad, do we have to sleep on the streets?" this is him explaining how he rebuilt a bank from a $511 million loss into the largest in America, what he does every Sunday with the problems he is avoiding, and what he told the man who fired him a year later "it was my net worth, not my self-worth" "I called him a year later. I told him I didn't think he did the right thing for Citigroup. then I told him the mistakes I made. he acknowledged my mistakes" "if you split a taxi receipt, that's stealing. if I caught you doing that, I'd fire you" "would you have your child work for that person? half the time we promote people, we would not let our kid work for them" bookmark & watch the full conversation ↓
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When you say “App state sucks at football” a little too loud
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System Of A Tom Jones!!!! 🎥: MoreMusicMemes on Instagram
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Beastie Boys | So What’cha Want | Muppets Version
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India is raising his three daughters like future warriors
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