@kschaef

‘91 baby @birthrightmd | @ravens | @wolves

 Baltimore, MD
birthrightmd.bandcamp.com
Joined April 2009
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turnstile played to tens of thousands of people yesterday so naturally today the mouthbreathers and anime pfps gotta get their “turnstile sucks” tweets in
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this feels like an act of terrorism
Snackolator
@snackolatorOct 22
Are you ready?! The Wingstop x Sour Patch Kids collab drops TOMORROW for Club Wingstop members and this one is WILD! 😲 Let me know if you're trying it and what you think... I can't wait to hear from you all!
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spent 5 hours round trip on the capital beltway but coming home to this high quality mail day made it all worth it
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make no mistakes, this team is Not Good
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i’ve wanted so badly for tommy doyle to be good but he’s absolutely reeked this season and just cost us two points
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Gary Treeman@PurpyNFLOct 18
Probably not I would guess
TeslaZoa
@TeslaZoaOct 17
Could this be the future of parking? 🚗✨
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rafiki said i am rocking with you
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tesla tl cleanser
冬夜雪域冰莲炎@SnowLotusFlameOct 16
What a sexy beastly roar
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this might still be the greatest sports moment i've ever personally experienced. had a bunch of grown men on the verge of tears
MLFootball
@MLFootballOct 15
LEGENDARY: In the 2012 AFC Divisional Playoffs, the #Ravens trailed the #Broncos 35-28 with under a minute remaining. While Denver fans celebrated, Joe Flacco refused to give up. Flacco launched a 70-yard TD to Jacoby Jones, forcing overtime. CLUTCH 🥶
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📹 BTS as Wolves Sign Striker on Deadline Day #wwfc | #wolves
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ella devi
@ellad3viOct 14
a pathetic attempt by the most morally bankrupt people living in san francisco to be liked by fashion's cool kids. i can almost SMELL the desperation to be seen as tasteful and fashionable. also, this color is atrocious on a chore coat
Samantha
@alecttronaOct 12
Very very lucky and blessed to have been sent a @PalantirTech chore coat. The colour is perfect, the details are stunning. Size down if you’re thinking of buying one. Highly recommend.
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somehow it's already been a year
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cheers guys happy to see some good news after getting pumped by bolton
Wolves
@WolvesOct 14
An update on Raul Jimenez's injury status. wolves.co.uk/news/mens-first…

Injury update | Jimenez set for surgery

Wolves’ director of performance Phil Hayward has provided an injury update on Raul Jimenez, who now faces an extended period in the treatment room.

wolves.co.uk
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beautifully appropriate response from the audience, bravo
American Bridge 21st Century
@American_BridgeOct 13
WATCH: Andy Harris has a crash out after his constituents laugh at him for trying to blame higher gas prices on... Democrats. "You are rude!" #MD01
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Calvin
@FlockCwoodOct 13
Lamar not worried about qb debates. He’s worried Einstein wasn’t locked in enough
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everyone knows to beware honda civic or nissan altima drivers but honestly a beat up honda odyssey or toyota sienna may pose a greater threat to society
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love to see the president posting like a millennial stay at home mom who just started playing with AI while the world burns
The White House
@WhiteHouseOct 13
Trust the process.
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there cannot be a worse keeper in the EFL at defending outside of box shots than jose sa right now bro WHAT IS HAPPENING
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any games we’ve won this season have been in spite of our defense and jose sama bin laden, not because of them
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Kyle Schaefer retweeted
jake rhodes@jakebrodesOct 13
I’ve been very lonely in my life. Deeply lonely. Fucked some shit up and pushed everyone out classic style. Happens. I’ve never been lonely enough to message a chat bot that talks to me in AAVE.
brays★n@normaIboyOct 13
Replying to @normaIboy
update: we just landed and he had to tell chat gpt his ears hurting
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