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don’t tell me “there’s other fish in the sea” those fishes don’t do what my fish does, they don’t even look like my fish. my fish swims a little different, kinda sideways, a little autistic. i like that fish. i want that fish
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Maybe im too woke, but I think its very icky to talk in Hindi to south indians who are constantly talking to you in english
Seems very disrespectful
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I understand all the mega freaked Chinese sex tutorials now because if someone made me this I’d be left with no choice but to invent the most insane and passionate ways of lovemaking to express my gratitude
3/3 of these things happened to me in the last 3 hours and I will not be explaining any further
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I tried deleting this app, I really did. But the serenity, peace and calm I felt without it was foreign and unwanted
biggest flex in life being that I’m I’m grad school & my dad emails me videos and articles relevant to my thesis… this is his version of doomscrolling
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Love to watch Japanese people board the crowded train, look at the empty seat next to me, think about it for a second, and then walk away #gaijinseat
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"Neta Toh Aapko Rapist bhi Chalenge, Protestar Aapko Sadhu sant Chaiye"
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desculpa encher o saco demais com política, é que o silêncio favorece o fascismo :)
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Sorry to be boring but painkillers aren’t sold in small, individually foiled boxes in Europe because nobody takes them, it’s to prevent suicides and overdoses. After this became law in Britain in 1998, paracetamol-related deaths fell by 43%!
WTF WTF WTF i only listened to this music like two situationships ago omg
Los Retros' Mauricio Tapia has been charged with felony counts of unlawful acts with children under the age of 10.
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