This is where I dump my hilarious thoughts when I have no audience | Part-time dog owner | Wielding the power of words and other marketing comms things
Calgary, AB
Joined February 2013
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On a first date:
Me: “Do you like animals?”
Him: “they’re okay.”
Narrator: And it was over before it even began
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My dad texted “who dat?” in our family group chat today and I found it nothing short of hilarious
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I graduated university 6 years ago. I did not fly back to Ottawa for convocation. Apparently this greatly confused my subconcious, because the number of stress-related dreams I have had since about not finishing uni is astronomical.
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Personal PSA: I'm proud to share that I have a bag of chips in my cupboard that has lasted a whole week me eating it in its entirety
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28: Being excited about ordering new cleaning/organizing products off Amazon 👍
Also 28: Stabbing myself while opening said Amazon order and then covering my kitchen in oil after attempting a new recipe 🫠
This is a PSA that, despite the fact I have been gluten free for over 10 years, it does not automatically mean that I in any way enjoy rice crackers. They were the literal only cracker choice for so long, but we have evolved past them now people.
Yes, even the sesame ones.
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Nobody ever talks about the instense anxiety of getting an inner ear itch whilst waiting for your newly painted nails to dry. Which do you sacrifice? 💅🏻👂
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Male hockey teams should really come out with sleep track compilations of player interviews. The soothing monotone of a young hockey player begrudgingly discussing the game he loves 😌
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Does anybody else have super crazy dreams when they’re unwell? I had 3 in one nap today 🥴 #RAlife
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Kristine Lee retweeted
It is a sad testament to the idea of justice how not a single person on my timeline is surprised. Everyone’s reaction was already written. People spent the entire week mentally preparing.
Big shoutout to the sun for shining again today and lifting my spirits after a dreary Monday and Tuesday 😎☀️
Anyone else feeling the November/WFH blues settling in lately?
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Kristine Lee retweeted
“I’m sorry. But also not sorry, but kind of sorry, and I really want to emphasize how sorry I am, but not for my apology earlier, but for sure my apology now, which I’m not sorry for, and for that, I am truly sorry…but not, because I’m sorry.”
- Jason Kenney
September 15, 2021
Me: watches Defending Jacob about a literal psychopath child
Also me: is more shocked at their ability to just up and fly to Mexico without a second thought
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