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I can count on 2 hands (and I’m being generous) the amount of people who have visited my mom post-stroke. This just inspired me to make a Facebook post cussing everyone out. I’ve been holding my tongue for 3 years. People are definitely NOT visiting their disable loved ones.

Timothee Chalamet isn’t French?!

I hate that I will laugh OUT LOUD if I think something is ridiculous. And I think a lot of stuff yall be doing is ridiculous. I’ve got to find a new reaction 😕

And this is why I tell people I only watch reality dating shows that are for jokes. No thinkpieces on the validity of the couples on “Too Hot to Handle”. No major discussions on an episode of “Hell Date”. I don’t want to know this much about other people’s relationships.

An almost 5-hour award show on a MONDAY is insane @BET Yall are lucky this is really good. Please don’t do it again.

BET please let me go to bed.

Crazy how yall can peep the B Simone church grift… but not identify the same thing in your fave podcasters/pastors 😕

These Shannon Sharpe texts… oh my.

Loved Sinners. But I will not be watching any of them vampire movies yall are suggesting. Still kinda scared. Thanks tho 🫶🏾

If I get on Hinge and see someone I know… I take it as a sign from God to delete the app and pause my account. It’s happening EVEN MORE now because people from Hampton keep moving to Houston.

Lower the crawfish prices NOW! I’m sick of this.

Why would my Lyft driver pick me up with someone in the car AND playing R Kelly?! 0 stars

Yeah. Beyoncé has lost her mind. I might have to see her on Netflix.

Am I the only one who thought I was about to see this?

I told an unfunny joke and everyone stopped talking in the group chat. No one talk to me for at least 6 hours. The life of a comic is tough. Had me feeling like: