Indian. Story teller. Dreamer. Cinema buff. Cricket addict. WWE Connoisseur. dubito, ergo cogito, ergo sum.

ನನ್ನ ಮಿತಿಯ ಒಳಗೆ
Joined November 2012
Replying to @RanvirShorey
Kantaap ki awaaz Germany tak ja kar return ayi 😂😂 Too good @RanvirShorey 👌🏼👌🏼
4
312
7,053
Ye kis gole se aya hai yaar 😂😂😂
7
A hugely annoying nuisance.
To everyone who has finished The Blacklist, who tf was Elizabeth Keen to Reddington? 😭
11
The 2 bit fraud must be running around to find 2 lines in good English to pass off as "analysis". Day 1, not a flat deck. Day 2 & 3, flat deck. What's it gonna be now @DeafMango?
People calling this Edgbaston deck a flat pitch should stop watching cricket. Pakistan being a shit team is a separate issue, but if this surface is flat, I'm friggin Homer Simpson.
44
Razaullah bowled 9 overs, and the utterly shameless kabal at @cricinfo with Danyal Rasool crowned him Wasim + Waqar + Shoaib. Forgetting, that there's a Day 2 also. Next morning, Razaullah - 3 overs, 29 runs, removed from the attack. Absolute jokers! #PakvsEng #pakvseng
He has already bowled the fastest ball any Pakistani has bowled this series. Raw pace. An unknown. A dream debut wicket of Joe Root. Danyal Rasool writes on Razaullah: srkl.in/6016BCPpbq
194
Replying to @1mgOfficial
@1mgOfficial first I pay extra for an early slot and early reports. Then I get a message saying reports will be delayed due to "technical issues". I have a spirited chat with your CS agent. He gives me a lot of'doctors need more time', 'can't compromise on accuracy' gyaan. (1/n)
2
49
@1mgOfficial an insulin resistance test is an extremely serious affair. How do I trust these reports are accurate and not put together irresponsibly? I will need answers and written assurance on the authenticity of the tests.
2
43
"Bharat ke East mein bhi hum hain, West mein bhi hum hain, iss tournament ke best bhi hum hain" What golden words @cricketaakash 👏🏼👏🏼 Aapki shaan mein arz hai, शेक्सपियर की मौसी का बेटा, ग़ालिब का लंगोटिया यार, हीरे की खदान में पड़े इस कोयले का क्या ही बिगाड़ लेगा नेगेटिव PR.
India have stormed into the finals of the #T20WorldCup26. 🇮🇳 🏏 Congratulations to our team for pulling off a brilliant win in the semi finals against England at Wankhede. Here's wishing our boys all the best as they prepare to defend the championship title. #INDvsENG
1
39
June ki Jaipur ki 48-50 ki garmi mein, ghar ko garm karne k liye note jalana, is STILL a better waste of money than paying for "negative PR" against this genius. Your commentary is pathetic beyond measure @cricketaakash. Sooner you realise & rectify, the faster the "PR" will end.
Aakash Chopra claims a targeted PR campaign is being run against him. He says he’s being unfairly singled out for “bad commentary” in Hindi broadcasts, while others aren’t facing similar criticism, calling the backlash orchestrated, not organic.
36
Well done Mohsin Nakli and @OfficialSLC 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 #PAKvsSL
1
54
Replying to @Apollo24x7
@Apollo24x7 @ApolloPharmacy I placed an urgent medicine order yesterday at 10.14 AM as promised delivery was at 2PM same day. At around 11 I received an update that rider reached the store and will soon deliver the item. No update till 5 PM. At 5, delivery time changed to 11PM
2
1
1
127
If fat ke flower hona was a video 😂😂😂 Arre Rawalbhindi superslow, thoo hai bey tujhpe @shoaib100mph
18
Just look at Behram's face 😂😂😂 Your fake ass laugh's fooling no one @DeafMango . Cope, you 2-faced bigot imposter, cope.
Pakistan didn't do much right against India youtube.com/watch?v=V9tQpmAg…
24
Champion of the underdogs, maha neutral, always sensible Sri Sri @nassercricket ki awaaz nahi aayi aaj zyada, kya baat ho gayi? Unlike USA yesterday, today's underdogs weren't worthy of his holiness' encouragement? #ENGvsNEP #T20WorldCup2026
28
न ख़ुदा ही मिला न विसाल-ए-सनम न इधर के हुए न उधर के हुए 😂😂 #INDvsPAK #U19WorldCup2026
4
693
Et tu, Jammyus? One can understand selling out to YRF or Dharma, but this? There's no logic, no accuracy, except Mona Singh, no palatable performance, literally nothing of note to float this nostalgia-patriotism-religion baiting. What grace was marketing supposed to save exactly?
The marketing material of #Border2 did the film terribly dirty!
1
102
Given the long-standing Indian tradition of always showering a visiting newbie with love, warmth and good vibes, expecting and excited to see Aditya Ashok's 5-fer today. @ESPNcricinfo #INDVSNZODI #INDvsNZ
49
Line length se puri tarah bhatka hua iss desh ka yuva 🤡🤡 #SMAT2025 #SMAT #RAJVSMUM
53
Fraudmother @anupamachopra and her two bit intern @Su4ita, the chair and vice-chair of the self-absorbed and self-read @theFCGofficial, trying to play every card possible. The hit job failed, the damage control failed, now this self-righteous pity party will also fail.
"This moment demands collective reflection. At stake is more than a single film." Official statement from us at @theFCGofficial.
35
Tera surname nahi hota, toh tujhe koi ₹500 mahine mein chaprasi bhi nahi rakhta bhutiye. Tu India ko represent karega jhopdike @RahulGandhi? Chadar mod kahi ja ke apni.
Rahul Gandhi says he also represents India. Check how he represents India
16