Product Designer, DJ, and Group Fitness Coach @ Orange Theory Fitness Fort York
Toronto, Ontario
Joined October 2009
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Dating apps are hilarious. I matched with a girl over protein powder prompt and asked her what her go to brand/flavour was and she unmatched me. Guess her favourite brand is Ghost @GhostLifestyle 😭
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My parents are from the loving little city of Jodhpur, Rajasthan. Here are the top 3 things people love to do in that city. 1. Drink chai 2. Waste time 3. Drink chai 😂
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My mom is def that person to hand out Diwali sweets to trick or treaters on Halloween since it’s on the same day. Although if I’m being honest, Kaju barfi over chocolate any day 😂
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McDonald’s Junior chicken sales about to go up from all the Hindus who didn’t eat meat during Navratri. @McDonaldsCanada 😂
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Desis are truly not from this world. I’m standing in line and this family cuts the line and stands right in front of me and acts as if that’s completely normal.
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When I went to the office for my last day, everyone asked me “where I’m going next?” but no one asked me “how do you feel?”
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When one path closes, another one opens…unless you’re in Toronto. Every path is closed. Good luck getting downtown. #Toronto
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Today at work I saw a product manager close the LinkedIn tab while he was sharing his screen. Screw being subtle this guy was sending a message 😂
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Sometimes when I have a moment to myself, I usually sit and think about what Massari is up to these days.
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To all the friends I made in 2021 clubhouse, we may or may not talk to each other but just know y’all got me through 2021 and I’m grateful for you all.
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I love the creativity but these TikTok mixes got me all messed up. What does the original song even sound like? 😂
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I was at a party and someone said “Let’s play a throwback” and proceeded to play “Down” by Jay Sean. Damn I feel old. 😢
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I’ve been pacing up and down my hallway thinking about who to keep at my flex spot for my fantasy football team. Who have I become?
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