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Qué bolas el cuento de la muchacha que descubrió que el marido le era infiel porque se murió aplastado en un hotel de mala muerte a causa del terremoto y lo encontró debajo de la amante.
Les dejó el cuento por si no tienen Tik Tok
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Las redes sociales como catalizadoras de trastornos mentales serán uno de los grandes temas de estudio de finales de siglo. La gente consigue 40 mil seguidores y se enloquece de la nada.
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primero las lesbianas estábamos obligadas a que nos gustara el pene para disimular que eramos lesbianas por la homofobia y eso y ahora nos tiene que gustar pq sino somos transfobicas jajsjajajajsjsjajajajaja despiertenme de esta pesadilla
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los putos viven diciendo que asco la concha y nadie les dice nada, yo te banco mamá
Reneé Rapp says she’s so gay that penises genuinely make her feel sick to her stomach
Alexandra Cooper: “What is the most lesbian thing about you?”
Reneé Rapp: “Toa said this to me the other day. She was like, ‘You are so fucking gay. You are so much gayer than I am.’”
“And I was like, ‘Excuse me? What are you talking about? Look at you. Are we deadass right now?’”
“And she was like, ‘No, no, no. You are so much gayer than I am. You are so deeply, deeply, deeply repulsed by dick. It is insane.’”
“And it’s true. I can’t even. It makes my stomach turn. It makes me sick to my stomach. I don’t understand it. I can’t get behind it.”
“I don’t like the shape. I don’t like the fact that it’s… I hate it. It makes me deeply upset and sick to my stomach.”
“Are you aware of something called dorking?”
Alexandra Cooper: “No?”
Reneé Rapp: “Yeah, don’t be. Oh my God, I’m getting, like, viscerally sick thinking about it.”
“It’s where people with dicks, like, they twerk with their… they dance, basically. I just found out about it and I was like, ‘You all are fucking repulsive. You have to stop that right now.’”
“I feel assaulted just by hearing it. Just by hearing it.”
Alexandra Cooper: “Wait, they’re swinging their wieners around?”
Reneé Rapp: “Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. I can’t do it.”
“When you’re so gay or so lesbian, you can make jokes about it and it’s like, ‘Hee hee hee.’ I’m like, no, literally not at all. It makes me sick to my stomach.”
“I’ve just warmed up to it to where I can hear it. But I think that’s the most lesbian thing about me. It makes me viscerally upset. There’s a deep, guttural… I’m literally like, ‘Stop it right now.’”
El verdadero putas de aguadas
Pésima noticia
Hoy operan a Poveda en una clínica de Medellín. Según nos cuentan, se pierde el resto del semestre, pues por lo menos son tres meses por fuera (a espera de parte médico oficial). Pronta recuperación para él.
Noticia con @ValvolineCO
Los espero en Clásico Paisa con @oscartobonc @PaoloArenas @Canasrelator











































