Only made it about 4 minutes into Farmer Wants A Wife before I had to pause my tv out of awkwardness

“Mom, can you pray and ask God to please give me 100 arms?” -5 year old

Love Jesse’s energy #survivor

*trying to encourage my oldest* Me: “baby you’ll be great at whatever you decide to do one day” Her: “great because I will be a squirrel.”

My 4 year old is currently bawling because she wasn’t invited to my wedding 7 years ago.

My kids exclusively refer to Chex Mix as “The Mix”

“Mom- you know everything because you were a teenager once.” -5 year old

I’m a bit behind, but @podandprejudice is completely right that the Schuyler sisters are exactly the Dashwoods! Can’t stop thinking about it.

Me: “Baby, you are my favorite 4 year old ☺️” Her: “Mommy, you’re my favorite 100 year old ☺️” 🙃

Encanto is such a beautiful story. Has me crying at 10am!

I’ve hit the age where I’d rather no one do fireworks. It’s a bit much, ya? Let’s just watch firework shows on YouTube.

Pinkilicious and Fancy Nancy are the same, yes?

Wow wow wow wow #Succession

Succession has now forced me to google “plot of King Lear”.

Was not emotionally prepared for Ronan. #RedTaylorsVersion

How is every single song my favorite? #RedTaylorsVersion