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Joined August 2021
The Secret Garden Society
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I mean this just can’t possibly be a real fundraising text, can it?
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female sexual form vs male sexual form. just one of God's little pranks.
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Evil has to be invited in, like a vampire, to drain you.
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“Stir often.” I’m gonna stir occasionally and you’re gonna like it
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all of my favorite tweets perform the worst, example #7259
Willy Wonka when people ask him if he ever considered making a normal chocolate factory where nobody gets hurt:
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Willy Wonka addressing the children before a highly anticipated tour of his chocolate factory:
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Willy Wonka when people ask him if he ever considered making a normal chocolate factory where nobody gets hurt:
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Matt Kramer ⛰ retweeted
the best lingerie is sunlight
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Matt Kramer ⛰ retweeted
G.K. Chesterton on mysticism
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it feels like the October horniness this year is so intense nobody even has time to talk about it
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having modernity-coded thoughts like "I can just buy a space heater and never be cold ever again"
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Matt Kramer ⛰ retweeted
Exactly
the best lingerie is sunlight
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yeah so it turns out this Willy Wonka guy is into some pretty shady stuff
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we don't really know how either of those creatures eat. we can only imagine
out of clean forks so I’m gnawing at this steak like a caveman or perhaps a velociraptor
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what I like most about lingerie is that it doesn't piss anyone off
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something that it seems most (but still not all!) prolific and successful people have in common is the ability to sense when a project is "done enough" in order to move on to the next one
poorly done is better than not done
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secret gardens everywhere for those with eyes to see them
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the best lingerie is sunlight
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Matt Kramer ⛰ retweeted
Little walks and lingerie sunsets
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congrats dude, you found the wrong droids. deadass. wait till the rest of the squadron hears about this bruh
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