It’s artificial intelligence. It’s the Gulf of Mexico. It’s twitter.

What are people in congress such fucking pussies?

Why the fuck is there even a 25th amendment. JFC!

From this point forward we shall retire the phrase “shit show” and replace it with “Schmitt show”. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Tell us you don’t know how angles work without saying you don’t know how angles work.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but: It’s still Lake Ontario It’s still the Gulf of Mexico It’s still Twitter Thank you for your attention to this matter.

The reason Trump wanted Darline Graham to take her brother’s place is because she’s dumb enough to do anything he tells her to.

When Trump came out of that catering truck, was there any food left or did he eat it all?

This administration is so fucking weird.

Remember when it used to “rain” without turning into a major weather event? Good times. #climatechangeisreal

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This Trump administration is so much worse than the last Trump administration and it’s not even close.

I guess you could say I’m “obsessed” with the movie Obsession. It’s the most fun I’ve had watching a horror movie in a while.

He’s a sad pathetic old man.

Karoline Leavitt is living proof that maternity leave should be at least a year.

When does JD Vance get more turned on, when he’s watching someone eat ice cream or when he’s furniture shopping?

Is there anyone in this administration that isn’t a complete fucking idiot?

I’m beginning to think Trump isn’t a good negotiator. It’s just a hunch.