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I am Organising the 1st cornish get together for upper body under garment enthusiasts it will be the best west vest fest with special guests

Never go shopping while under the effect of dental anaesthetic! I have Just paid for a rubbery Burberry trilby

Badger milk

Found 10p outside a tesco today. If you have lost 10p I have it. Tell me where I was and I will send it to you.

NEWSFLASH: A large black and white cat was seen fighting with an athletically built fox this morning in #lightwater

I will be out of the office for while I'm going busking up the shot with Nathan the Didge

Mum " the tip shuts at 4". Me "how do you know?" Mum "your dad used to work there" Me "30 years ago!" 5:15pm now, #howtimeshavechanged?

#KRABSTOCKFESTONBURY it's gonna be like Dirty Sanchez meets Last Night At The Proms. In a field, soon #opennomic #youplayweclap

Really pleased with my set at aldershot live music day. had representatives from cosmos, cove, underground, the windmill & @Reading4uRadio

I am doing a set at aldershot live music day tomorrow sat 21st on the acoustic stage. If you need to do any shopping, 2 birds an all that.

Nick blogs version of Adam &the Ants stand and deliver at last nights @unplugthewood was absolute genius

Just got my first preorder for the new cd "secondhand back pack" #outsoon wahooooo

Aphex twin? classics? @ a boot sale? this cannot happen! dont panic it is now safe in my sticky mitts. I also got a torch, how illuminating

After the successful monster jam at the @SUS_UKES festival it will be bizznizz as usual at @unplugthewood tonight. Lift off is at 8:30pm

had such a fab time @ the southern uke square fest i 4got 2 video any of it, hopefully some stuff was caught "its a nice day 2, START AGAIN"

Really happy with my 50min set at the @SUS_UKES square fest, and to be supporting the superb Mr B @gentlemanrhymer twitpic.com/a2taxm

The new #berlingo looks more manly with the old #berlingo's roof bars fitted. Jurrasic car park here We come. #southernukulelesquarefestival

Jurassic coast. here i come, i am playing at the southern ukulele square fest tomorrow just before Mr B its gonna be pitchatentastic,