
Mostly awful puns. he/him. Jewish. Originator of the phrase “fantasy Starfinder” occasional wordsmith for @NerdsonEarth
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Inconveniently Real Person retweeted
Hamas killed every single female hostage they had left so those girls couldn't tell the world what they had done to them.
To everyone who walks on a 'free palestine' march
To everyone who flies that islamo-fascist flag
To everyone who chants from the river to the sea
Fuck you.
Inconveniently Real Person retweeted
This is why I simply do not care what anti-Israel folk have to say. If you're getting together to commemorate and imitate people who literally ripped Jews apart with their bare hands and paraded around their entrails, you're a Nazi and you deserve the same fate as Nazis do.
Inconveniently Real Person retweeted
Ariel Cunio • Alon Ohel • Eitan Horn • Avinatan Or • Elkana Bohbot • Evyatar David • Bipin Joshi • Zig Berman • Gali Berman • Eitan Mor • Maxim Herkin • Omri Miran • Nimrod Cohen • Bar Kupershtein • Guy Gilbao Dalal • Matan Zangauker • Tamir Nimrodi • Matan Angrest • Segev Kalfon • Rom Bravslavaski • Yousef Haim-Ohana • Itay Chen • Eliyahu Margalit • Eitan Levi • Sahar Baruch • Ilan Weiss • Joshua Luito Mollel • Tal Haimi • Arie Zalmanovich • Ran Gvili • Dror Or • Tamir Adar • Ronen Engel • Inbar Hayman • Guy Illouz • Asaf Hamami • Lior Rudaeff • Muhammad al-Tarash • Meny Godard • Omer Nuetra • Yossi Sharabi • Daniel Oz • Daniel Peretz • Uriel Baruch • Sontia Ok-Krasari • Sontisek Rintalk • Amiram Cooper •
Idan Shtivi • Hadar Goldin
Bring Them Home Now.
I had a friend leave hand towels I. My bathroom without telling me. For weeks I worried I was the next target of a really contentious serial killer
Building my pain tolerance before getting my next tattoo by letting my cat make biscuits on my chest without a shirt on
The first time the woman who is now my wife came to my apartment, I was giving her a tour and opened the door to the bedroom and said “this is where the magic happens”
Inconveniently Real Person retweeted
Here are 50 people who deserve more attention than Mahmoud Khalil:
1. Eitan Levi (52)
2. Matan Zangauker (25)
3. Guy Iluz (26)
4. Sahar Baruch (24)
5. Meny Godard (73)
6. Ilan Weiss (56)
7. Yosef-Haim Ohana (24)
8. Tamir Nimrodi (20)
9. Avinatan Or (31)
10. Dror Or (48)
11. Segev Kalfon (27)
12. Ariel Cunio (27)
13. Tal Haimi (41)
14. Omer Neutra (21)
15. Ziv Berman (27)
16. Hadar Goldin (23)
17. Bipin Joshi (24)
18. Sontisek Rintalk (43)
19. Inbar Hayman (27)
20. Bar Abraham Kupershtein (23)
21. Elkana Bohbot (35)
22. Muhammad Al-Atarash (39)
23. Alon Ohel (23)
24. Joshua Luito Mollel (21)
25. Omri Miran (47)
26. Amiram Cooper (85)
27. Gali Berman (27)
28. Eitan Mor (24)
29. Maxim Herkin (36)
30. David Cunio (34)
31. Yossi Sharabi (53)
32. Daniel Oz (19)
33. Tamir Adar (38)
34. Uriel Baruch (35)
35. Daniel Perez (22)
36. Itay Chen (19)
37. Matan Angrest (22)
38. Eitan Horn (38)
39. Lior Rudaeff (61)
40. Ronen Engel (54)
41. Arie Zalmanowicz (85)
42. Guy Gilboa-Dalal (23)
43. Nimrod Cohen (20)
44. Eliyahu Margalit (75)
45. Sontia Ok’Krasari (30)
46. Evyatar David (24)
47. Ran Gvili (24)
48. Rom Braslavski (21)
49. Asaf Hamami (41)
50. Idan Shtivi (28)
Inconveniently Real Person retweeted
Whenever I tell people I know god’s real name they’re like “no way” and I’m like actually it’s the exact opposite
Inconveniently Real Person retweeted
Can non-Romani U.S. gentiles please learn to condemn things w/o appropriating the Holocaust?
America has its own dark history of mass internment & mass displacement & you erase those experiences when you always reach for Holocaust comparisons to make "Alligator Auschwitz" memes.
Inconveniently Real Person retweeted
What did ya’ll think stopping Iran’s nuclear capabilities meant? vibes? papers? essays? losers.
Inconveniently Real Person retweeted
Macklemore is a white European settler living on stolen Duwamish and Suquamish land. Any and all resistance against him and his property is justified as anti-colonialism action.
Solidarity with all indigenous folx against their oppressors.
Macklemore’s Seattle home reportedly robbed with his 3 children inside trib.al/qBSqVIQ
Inconveniently Real Person retweeted
Everyone is so against colonialism until a ship of Europeans gets turned away from the Middle East 🤐
Inconveniently Real Person retweeted
If we are heading towards another massive ethnic cleansing of Jews, then there’s something the world needs to know. After the Holocaust, people asked “how could this happen?” “Why did nobody say anything?” “How did you. It see it coming?”
So let’s set the record straight.
We see it coming.
We feel it coming.
We know that the intent of the Islamic Regime is to commit a Holocaust, the likes of which the world has never seen.
We know they plan on finishing what Hitler and the Nazi Regime started.
We know that they want to kill Jews everywhere. They’ve said it. We’ve heard them. We believe it.
So if they are successful, as historians are looking back at how, let’s see the record straight. Here’s how.
Western governments. We see this coming. We tell our governments it’s coming. We ask them to pause immigration. We ask them to stop the hate and the threats and the incitement. We ask them to protect the Jews. They don’t. They increase immigration. They continue to fund the terrorists. They allow the Jew hatred to increase, unchallenged.
University administrations. We say shut down the encampments. Stop the protests. Make statements against antisemitism. Protect your Jewish students and faculty. They negotiate with the terrorists. They capitulate. They allow the encampments to exist. They rationalize them. They allow radicalization and Jew hatred on campus.
The "As-a-Jew". We say stop protesting against your own people. Stop being the token spokesperson the Islamic Regime is looking for. We tell them they’d be killed just as soon as the rest of us. They ignore us. They pretend it’s not about the Jews.
The woke left. They’ve bought into the propaganda. They believe they’re supporting the “oppressed”. They believe there’s a genocide. They’ve drank the Kool Aid. We say nothing to these people because they believe “all Zionists lie” and they’re not even open to actual fact or critical thinking.
The silent majority. We don’t know what they think, but we beg and plead with them to speak up, to speak out against terrorism. To stand up for Israel. They remain silent. Fear? Laziness? Lack of awareness? We don’t know why.
So, if there’s another Holocaust, we want the world to know that we stood up. That we spoke up. That we tried everything to get your attention.
And the world ignored us.
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