anthropologist • writer • occultist • he/they 🏳️‍🌈 MO-KS-PY 📍🦬🌻🧉

Kansas, USA
Joined February 2011
happy fat boy friday ✨
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it’s giving Lana during Born To Die and I’m here for it
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All 35MM screening locations for Robert Eggers' ‘WERWULF’ have been revealed. In theaters on December 25.
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this shit is always so funny to me because I literally grew up in rural Missouri, took hunter education, and got my license as a kid—it’s not that hard to do
Take this as your reminder that game wardens are awful people.
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Hundo #96 and it’s a random one lol I love it
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Mañana Brasil vota, @FlavioBolsonaro. Te deseo todo el éxito y que en la noche suene el Himno de la Victoria. 🙌🏼 Un abrazo grande a mi amigo @jairbolsonaro quien estoy seguro debe sentirse muy orgulloso. 🇵🇾🇧🇷
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I support nepotism in this case
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these are slant rhymes
I’m at a fast food place where Mambo #5 was just playing and it’s the first time I realized not a single couplet in the chorus actually rhymes.
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hell yeah
and I don’t even like Fire types that much
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Paraguay at the bottom of the pot like
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still makes me cackle
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now @Hostess_Snacks why haven’t you answered my e-mail about these moldy donettes
Me: Hm… these taste funny. Me: *looks down* ummm….
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a playlist I’ve been working on ✨ open.spotify.com/playlist/0K…
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thinking about the science and conservation YouTubers who partnered with Colossal lmao like c’mon
Palmer Luckey unveils “Warhound,” a $200 million startup developing genetically enhanced dogs for the US military in partnership with Colossal Biosciences and Anduril Industries. Colossal will provide genetic engineering and cloning expertise, while Anduril will equip the dogs with advanced cybernetic technology and battlefield awareness systems. Follow: @AFpost
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my brother used Doritos instead
Wife made her favorite child hood snack.... Poor man nachos
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Scale of job losses in universities would be seen as a national crisis in manufacturing. Or any other strategically vital industry
One professor who recently left academia said it felt like being a miner in 1982 and it’s hard to disagree
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nothing but respect for the sex workers who came forward, but calling this documentary “the closetocracy” when it’s about one guy we already knew was queer (and who is now dead) is just conspiratorially homophobic
BREAKING: Three male escorts say the late Republican Senator Lindsey Graham paid them for sex. One of them was reportedly 17 at the time. Below is our full documentary on their stories:
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my new favorite shirt I guess targeted ads do work sometimes
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I’m weak
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and I don’t even like Fire types that much
What's your favorite Ghost-type Pokémon?
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