Yesterday I did a JC Penney family photoshoot @ Queens Center Mall, inviting all of my internet friends. Here are the pics, including our new sitcom proposal "Penney's House". 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 1/3

I done told y’all about that man. 👁️👁️

Sir Kokez-a-Lot said I got “Herschel Walker thighs” & can “go between a guard and a tackle at full speed”. I have no football IQ. Have I been loved or dissed?? AITA???? 🏈🤔💭

Guys…I’m a child of immigrants & all this performative leave the USA talk?? Yeah y’all not going. Go to bed, boo.

Dumping fries god…how you??????

Big Homie .CC called celebrity parties “zestlemania” & I’m HOLLERING lmao. I didn’t think anything was topping zest monster. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Thanks boo‼️💖🎊🎉💃🏿🪩

My mullet dreams will come through sooner than later. I don’t want a weave. I want my hair to BE.

I was at the DMV. Crazier day than my face is letting on‼️ I love to smile though!! 🥰🥰🥰 #youcanwin 🏆#optimistic #soundsofblackness Custom handmade Tanzanian 🇹🇿🇹🇿🇹🇿bookbag for DA GAWD.

I’M SO TIRED OF THIS LIE‼️ #choppedcheese is the most disgusting made up food trend to have ever hit the hood. It’s time we admit it was 🗣️NEVER THAT‼️ #choppedcheese #viral #fyp #brooklyn #queens #bronx #harlem #foodtrends #hoodfood

A single, 41-year-old relationship coach, who has the discernment to not entertain a dating pool that includes being the 4th baby mama to a man with 8 kids??? You can be as petty as you want to be. There’s no doubt in my mind she predicted this response. She’s good; you’re you.

The amount of 🗣️SCREAMING‼️ & 🗣️YELLING‼️ I hear in the Bronx…what is everybody so mad about??? Where are your conflict resolution skills??? Castle Hill?? YELLING. Soundview?? YELLING. Crotona?? YELLING. You have the person standing RIGHT 👏🏿THERE👏🏿 in front of you.

Sometimes I simply don’t know what New York is giving, but then there’s New Jersey. The fact that I went to Elizabeth, NJ & ate at a Salvadoran-Greek restaurant??? Who decides??? Because lowkey pupusa & tzatziki is a fire combo but WHO KNEW FIRST⁉️🗣️🗣️🗣️

Me. When I hear anybody over 35 saying “type shit, type shit…”

Her and Talcum working overtime.

Friends!! We have an answer!! The hype girl/star/main character of The Lox set‼️ 👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿

Who is homegirl holding it down on The Lox Tiny Desk?? 🔥🔥🔥

We had fun 🙌🏿💖

Thank ya kindly. 😁