@kojumbo_large

nowhere near as handsome as a young Alan Alda.

China, IL
Joined October 2023
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best character in the game
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vibe coded mario sunshine pc port just turned my monitor off and it won't turn back on
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every episode of Son of the Century has Mussolini telling his goons "stop being rabid dogs. be disciplined. no more random violence" and they go "absolutamente boss, we can be molto molto professionale" and then they club a guy to death and he does a Jim Office face at the camera
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Best quote of the night.
In 2018, comedian Michelle Wolf hosted the White House Correspondents’ Dinner and was PANNED. Now, 8 years later, the joke’s on her haters: everything she said aged extraordinarily well 👍🏾 On Trump not showing up to the dinner: “I would drag him here myself, but it turns out that the president of the United States is the one pussy you’re not allowed to grab. He said it first. Yeah, he did. You remember? Good.” On Trump’s daughter and senior adviser, Ivanka. “She was supposed to be an advocate for women, but it turns out she’s about as helpful to women as an empty box of tampons. She’s done nothing to satisfy women. So I guess, like father like daughter.” On vice-president Mike Pence: “He thinks abortion is murder. Which first of all don’t knock it till you try it. And when you do try it, really knock it, you gotta get that baby out of there. And yeah, sure, you can groan all you want, I know a lot of you are very anti-abortion, you know, unless it’s the one you got for your secret mistress.” On White House counsellor Kellyanne Conway: “You guys have to stop putting Kellyanne on your shows. All she does is lie. If you don’t give her a platform, she has nowhere to lie. If a tree falls in the woods, how do we get Kellyanne under that tree? I’m not suggesting she gets hurt. Just stuck. Stuck under a tree.” On former press secretary Sarah Huckabee: “I actually really like Sarah. I think she’s very resourceful. But she burns facts and then she uses that ash to create a perfect smokey eye. Like maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s lies. It’s probably lies.” Immediately after the dinner, the White House Correspondents’ Association issued an apology — saying the night was supposed to “unite not divide” — and dozens of papers panned the comic in their reviews. But dozens of comedians rushed to Wolf’s defense. Stephen Colbert, who was the featured entertainer at the 2006 event, said it best: “This is the correspondents' dinner, celebrating the freedom of speech. You can't just say whatever you want!" 😝 8 years later, Wolf has still never apologized. Nor should she! She got the last laugh 🎤 ⤵️
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still the best dark souls 1 video ever btw
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White people when you oh fuck thats jason that guys fucking scary
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went out with my friends last night and chatted with these two guys in their 40s because one of them was wearing an eagles sweatshirt. fully british. i asked how he ended up an eagles fan and he said it’s because he’s a longtime flyers fan. well that’s even more confusing
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I’m not a Sony defender at all but I think a lot of people don’t understand what’s going on here. There’s a huge difference between running a 25 year old emulator on a modded console and native support for PS2 discs.
The fact that the PS5 is able to run PS2 games this entire time, and Sony just never bothered to make that an option is wild. Truly a greedy ass company that deserves all the negativity thrown at it.
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Sharing pfp idea
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If he can’t do anything anyway then why have you all been worshipping him for over a year?
people want zohran mamdani, a first term mayor, to overthrow the defacto leader of the world's seventh largest military (jessica tisch, the NYPD)
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(Cont) But once you recognize the secret reason for her exposure, you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds.
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It's called the circular economy, it's when you sell weapons to Ukraine and buy diesel from Russia.
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Christ, so much for the hand-coded Nikita Bier immersive sim which I poured years of passion into. AI has taken everything from me.
Hello computer. Decompile and distill Grand Theft Auto. Make the game set in my hometown -- use Google Earth to reconstruct it in pixel-perfect detail. Make the character me and have my spawn point be in the mansion I always look at on Zillow. Review my chat memory and make every mission about my hopes and dreams. Make it playable online so my friends can join. When you're done, sell all my video games on Ebay and use that money to fund tokens for my next game.
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oh this isn't satire
people want zohran mamdani, a first term mayor, to overthrow the defacto leader of the world's seventh largest military (jessica tisch, the NYPD)
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By assisting Russia with energy and DN Solutions machines for Lancet and Iskander missiles, South Korea has joined the anti-Western Axis of Evil
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Yeah that wasn’t cultural capital that was being the butt of a joke that was applied to every country east of the Elbe
I remember how circa 2016, russia was that funny Cyka Blyat meme country. You saw a lot of jokes and memes about shirtless putin, hardbass, vodka, Cheeki Breeki, and foul-mouthed CS:GO gamers. russia blew a lot of cultural capital with the full-scale invasion of Ukraine.
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can he put on pants
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45 year old man with dyed blonde hair in the grounds of his mansion: "Caring about Palestine beyond using it to get Democrats elected is a psyop"
Kyle Kulinski on Zohran Mamdani getting protested at an October 7th vigil: “They said: Mayor Mamdani, you can’t hide, we charge you with genocide. This is a psyop. This is fucking astroturfed. This is either right-wing infiltrators trying to divide and conquer the left or this is like literal CIA. There is no way this is organic because nobody is that dense, nobody is that stupid to take one of the single most pro-Palestine elected officials in this fucking country and act like he’s guilty, he’s pro-genocide. You must be out of your fucking mind if you believe that”
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sometimes i have to read texts from my dad and just move along
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