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Rutabaga Cookie

@kohlrunewood

"I'm well aware there's no going back."

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Joined January 2026
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"Showered in fame, my fans adore me. Only way to fuck it up is to be boring!" PINNED INTRO - KOHLRABI COOKIE #cookierunrp #crrp
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☆ˎˊ˗@Akumu_SunnieMay 22
𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙪𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙞𝙩,
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☆ˎˊ˗ (@Akumu_Sunnie) profile picture☆ˎˊ˗@Akumu_SunnieMay 22
𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙏𝘽𝘿 𝙞𝙨 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙨𝙤 𝙗𝙪𝙨𝙮, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙄 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙞𝙩,
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ུ ❃۪ 𝓜𝘆 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝗺𝘆 𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ #crrp #crkrp #mvrp ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀
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ُ (@grnte) profile pictureُ@grnteOct 11
you had all the gentleness of flowers in your heart, in your hair, in your gaze.
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[ ...Why is it that I feel a disturbance in the air? ]
𝑀𝐸𝐿𝐴𝑁𝐶𝐻𝑅𝐸𝐴𝑀 𝐶𝑂𝑂𝐾𝐼𝐸 (@5timeanddeath5) profile picture𝑀𝐸𝐿𝐴𝑁𝐶𝐻𝑅𝐸𝐴𝑀 𝐶𝑂𝑂𝐾𝐼𝐸@5timeanddeath5Nov 2
[CW: Gore] ❝ TO ALL YOU PATHETIC COOKIES, I bring UNFORTUNATE GRAVE NEWS . YOUR LITTLE "GOD PLAYER" IS NOW GONE BY MY HANDS .ᐟ May DEATH and DESTRUCTION come to ALL ... HAHAHAHA .ᐟ ha .
Image from 𝑀𝐸𝐿𝐴𝑁𝐶𝐻𝑅𝐸𝐴𝑀 𝐶𝑂𝑂𝐾𝐼𝐸 (@5timeanddeath5)
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( ooc ) oh FUCK now i gotta deal with you???
𝑀𝐸𝐿𝐴𝑁𝐶𝐻𝑅𝐸𝐴𝑀 𝐶𝑂𝑂𝐾𝐼𝐸 (@5timeanddeath5) profile picture𝑀𝐸𝐿𝐴𝑁𝐶𝐻𝑅𝐸𝐴𝑀 𝐶𝑂𝑂𝐾𝐼𝐸@5timeanddeath5Nov 2
𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐧𝐨 𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡. 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐥, 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞! 𝐒𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠! 𝐇𝐀𝐇𝐀𝐇𝐀! ────|ᯓ★|──── [Takeover]
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𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐧𝐨 𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡. 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐥, 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞! 𝐒𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠! 𝐇𝐀𝐇𝐀𝐇𝐀! ────|ᯓ★|──── [Takeover]
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𝑀𝐸𝐿𝐴𝑁𝐶𝐻𝑅𝐸𝐴𝑀 𝐶𝑂𝑂𝐾𝐼𝐸 (@5timeanddeath5) profile picture𝑀𝐸𝐿𝐴𝑁𝐶𝐻𝑅𝐸𝐴𝑀 𝐶𝑂𝑂𝐾𝐼𝐸@5timeanddeath5Oct 16
──────|──⏱──|────── ❝ Tch, BORING . Sometimes to get work you don't like To do to be done, You must go see it Yourself . Let's see how interesting this'll be . ──────|──⏱──|────── / 📌 /
This isn't important at all, trust me.

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( i think its kinda important where i currently am at the moment as i feel like its likely the right time to explain thinngs. long story short mental collapse killed my interest in crrp for the time being. along with toa going to shit for the past year since first- ++
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++ come back to it around 2027 or something. i love kohlrabi cookie and i think hes very interesting to muse, just... not in the best of times to continue at the moment. yes, that means mad syrup parody is halting for the time being. i need to focus on my health before- ++
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++ headbutting myself back to the garbage known as tower of adventures. for those who chose to keep holding on to my return, i thank you so much. -kohlmin )
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝓦𝓮𝓵𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓢𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓽 𝓐𝓻𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓿𝓮! ⠀ ⠀ ⠀
Image from 𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚝. (@SW33T_ARCHIVE)
quotebot against humanity. (@cIowneryism) profile picturequotebot against humanity.@cIowneryismOct 15
everything happens for a reason.
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( apologies for the indefinite hiatus. it will happen again )
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( + still not out of it fyi )
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( nc ) i really got to stop bumming around and do things
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❄️"I do not take someone's heat without good reason."❄️ # 🌨️FROSTROCK COOKIE JOINS PARODY TWITTER! 🌨️
Image from ❄️Frostrock Cookie❄️ (@fr0st_r0ck)
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* Trying so hard to get himself out of it..! *
la renaissance du savoir. (@starryknowledge) profile picturela renaissance du savoir.@starryknowledgeSep 23
"I've never been so happy before!" Pulling READER into a big hug.
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( okay so i cant use discord anymore. fucking hell )
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Do you remember... The 21st night of September..?
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ㅤ 𝓨ou are the one person I could never have and the one person I have never learned how to stop wanting. ㅤ
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Mad Syrup Cookie@TheBleakPlagueSep 19
//New pinned because the old one is outdated. My Mad Syrup depiction is trans fem cuz I am too and I think it fits no other changes then that and an increase in silliness. Mad syrup is very evil so I will be mean, please tell me if it makes you uncomfortable. Basic DNI bellow
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Mad Syrup Cookie (@TheBleakPlague) profile pictureMad Syrup Cookie@TheBleakPlagueSep 19
//Quick post cuz I need to say this, If you ship Mad syrup and mala longxia romantically or in any such way PLEASE DNI! Like I get loving the dynamic between the two but theres a hard boundary that cannot get crossed, cuz if it does it turns into SA and I am not okey with that!
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